TechMatter

The sexiest man alive, Next to NAN0NAT3

Person 1: Omg, have you seen TechMatter on Twitch yet?
Person 2: Yes. He's soooo hot!

by awsb jui October 8, 2021

textmaster

When someone only communicates via text, and types so fast their thumbs start to smoke or even begin to spark.

She never answers my calls, but she textd me four times while I was leaving a voicemail. She must be a textmaster

by santababygrinch December 12, 2013

techmeeter

1)Someone who has the ability to explain current technologies to common people in a language that they will understand, usually by using analogies to compare a core or common definition. Commonly used in business applications.

2)Enabling people to meet technology at a common level that they understand

Wow, that dude just explained how social media will help grow my business and now I totally get it, he's a real techmeeter.

by TechMeeter April 1, 2019

techsteria

The hysterical obession with modern technology and subsequent dependence with it.

Can also be used as: techsterical

1. The techsteria of iPhone buyers today is larger than ever.

2. He was techsterical with his new devices.

by Dick-E October 7, 2021

techcastrophe

Singular unpredictable random events that inflict devastating consequences of life, liberty or property beyond the occurrence itself that were directly enabled by a technology, not of the off-the-shelf variety and not immediately obvious to the human consciousness, which taken in totality can be seen as deliberate scattered plots invoking conspiracy driven by counter narratives distributed by media outlets to the obfuscation of all but the undeniable common denominator - technology beyond the publics' access.

The number of adverse events while increasingly devastating and seemingly unconnected and each random are not just common nor ordinary tragedies but a very real emerging techcastrophe to society as a whole. Take the Charlie Kirk killing whose death appears to be have been remotely detonated mic that Charlie wore on his shirt. Very much a repeat use of the RF radio triggered bombs that Israeli Zionists used to kill and crippled more than a thousand Hamas politcal enemies. Not to forget the airborne plane that fell out of the sky carrying a Putin operative - turned antagonist by remote detonation. Nor Sars-CoV2 global deaths from a virus that to this day has never been found in nature. 9/11 devastating deaths were wrought by commandeered technology but by whom remains undeterminable. Technology, high tech, is the new mass weapon devastating, untraceable and definitive in outcome. MH-370 is the penultimate example to date.

by rr6013 September 28, 2025