Technomasculinity

A new word coined by crazy liberal "Professor" that means, “an expression of masculinity that is oriented toward the mastery of technology and skilled use of technological tools and systems.”

Studies show that “technomasculinity” is rampant in the gaming industry, hurting women and LGBTQ people in the process.

by Jeronleow November 13, 2018

Techno Viking

The Techno Viking is a tall, muscular, charismatic, intimidating, German man that danced for the camera in Fuckparade 2000 (a techno street-parade in Berlin Germany). It is said that he has appeared in other years to follow as well. The Fuckparade developed in reaction to the music restriction (exclusion of Gabber music) and commercialization of Love Parade. Additionally, it broached the issue of the techno club "Bunker" being closed. The most played styles of music in the Fuckparade are Gabber, Speedcore, Techno, Punk, and House.

The Techno Viking was made famous because of the "Kneecam" recording of a blue-haired girl dancing, then being crashed into by some unruly guy, causing the Techno Viking to snatch the guy up by his arms and shove him back where he came running from. The Techno Viking then pointed at the man and gazed with an extremely fierce glare in his eyes. An aura of fear eminated from the Techno Viking, causing the man to step down from the confrontation. The Techno Viking then started dancing wildly through the streets after being given a water bottle from one of his fans.

Some opinions say the Techno Viking is becoming more popular on the internet than the "Chuck Norris jokes" because the Techno Viking shows to be a dangerous man if provoked.

"The Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the Techno Viking". This is the most popular catch phrase being used by YouTubers about the Techno Viking.

by Mister Neutral February 16, 2008

Technoblade

The second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

"It sure does suck to be an orphan and be constantly murdered by Technoblade"

by technobladder November 11, 2020

ICT DustCloud Technology (DustCloud)

In the Information and Communication Technology (ICT) industry, ICT DustCloud Technology (DustCloud) is typically an ICT Cloud product that is announced to a potential customer, but does not yet exist nor may ever exist. Alternatively, it is also an ICT Cloud product announced as owned/branded and provided by an individual vendor, but actually on-sold/leased from another ICT Cloud provider, similar to the telecommunication services on-selling model.

Does this company own and operate its own ICT Cloud infrastructure, or are they an ICT DustCloud Technology (DustCloud) provider?

Does this company actually have ICT Cloud infrastructure and services, or is it simply ICT DustCloud Technology (DustCloud)?

by S.Mc, HN & WD August 1, 2016

Technoblade

A pig who never dies.

Also know for having a stack of enchanted orphans on Hypixel skyblock.

*Player is in the middle of a skywars game*

"Wow I have a full set of enchanted diamond armour and an enchanted diamond sword!"

"I'm surely gonna win!"

*A player with a pig skin comes charging towards the middle*

"Technoblade nevaaa diesss"

Technoblade gets his 500 win streak.

by HydroHomies August 8, 2019

Technotard

A person who has a significant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.

Jack can't even program his remote control or the speed dial in his cell phone--what a technotard!

by Phuqit October 9, 2006

techno tapas

an assortment of drugs usually consumed orally and nasally for the purpose of party

(via Telegram)
Mitch: "What's on the techno tapas menu today, sir?"
Dealer: "Ecstasy for 10, MDMA for 35, Ket for 30, Speed for 10 and Techno Dust for 60. I can be there in 20."

by patree February 10, 2020