Tebowner

A massive erection received whilst watching Tim Tebow.

Dave enjoyed the game so much that he sported a Tebowner through 3 quarters of play.

by TangoKiloEcho January 10, 2012

Tebower

Somebody who supports and loves Tim Tebow. Will always be there for him and will always be a fan

Danielle is such a tebower.

Like a Beiliber but for Tim Tebow

by RealTebower December 15, 2011

Tim Tebowner

Having a passionate love for Tim Tebow, or Jesus Christ but, mostly Tim Tebow.
A boner for Tim Tebow.

Guy 1: Hey bro, do you like the Broncos?
Guy 2: Of course! I have the biggest Tim Tebowner.

by D Snack January 21, 2012

tenboner

1. An adjective describes something that is boner, only amplified tenfold, incredibly stupid or lame, see also tengay

2. A person, place or thing bearing the characteristics and traits of tenboner.

1. Your brother is so fucking tenboner.

2. "Carson Daly is a tenboner" - MC Fumunda

by Fetorpse August 17, 2003

Tebowner

(v) Tea-boner The sports media getting a hard on for University of Florida QB Tim Tebow and shoving his exploits down our throats making him the greatest thing since slice bread. The phenominon is similar to the love affair most broadcasters have with Brett Farve (John Madden and Tony Kornheiser in particular).

"Man, I'm getting sick of listening to ESPN announcers get a Tebowner and talking about how he can singlehandedly run over through an entire NFL defense. Enough already!"

by biggamepaul December 20, 2008

Teboverdose

The feeling one has after witnessing the media glorify QB Tim Tebow as their patron saint to an excessive degree.

I think I'm having a Teboverdose.

by Petetheblindkid January 23, 2011

Tebone

A hard-on for football quarterback, Tim Tebow.

"I can't believe Joe is such a huge Tim Tebow fan. I swear he watches every game with a rock hard tebone.

by GSBJim January 15, 2012