teabonics

using words and hand painted signs to SAY one thing and meaning something tatally different.

go to any tea party demonstration and read the signs that they carry--- you will see teabonics at work

by jbbruce001 October 13, 2011

Tectonic Shit

When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.

John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"

by Technobish October 31, 2017

Grand Teton

A national park created in 1950 largly due to the generosity of the rockefeler family. Gigantic breath taking mountains with georgeous lakes at their base. The name comes from the french fur trappers who, after being in the wilderness for several years saw the mountains and thought they looked like breasts. Grand=big Teton=breast

My family viseted the Grand Tetons this summer. It was amazing!

by wyoming February 14, 2005

textonym

A textonym is a word which becomes ambiguous when using predictive text due to having the same button combination as other unrelated words. They often make a text confusing or incomprehensible.
Particularly prominent in drunk texting.

He = If
Me = Of
Book = Cool
Soon = Room

'Textonyms are so annoying, my drunken text makes no sense'

by MySpaceFTL November 26, 2007

teetong

weiner, hot dog, gamete

you got a small teetong

by Joseph Molina February 10, 2004

Texton

texton

When someone becomes aroused, male or female after receiving a sexual text or the desired outcome between individuals during a sexting session.

Wow, I really got a texton today after texting with Jennifer.

You know when you send me texts like that, I really get a texton.

I bet a can give you a texton by the end of this text.

by Miss Curly May 28, 2009

Tectonic Meat Slippage

When too many items on a sandwich such as tomatoes, lettuce and mayo cause the meat to slide off the sandwich resulting in total sandwich destruction.

Todd bites into his sandwich, the meat falls out the back and the remainder of the sandwich crumbles in his hands.

Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"

by killersbytrade January 31, 2010