teapotting

Female form of teabagging. The male genitalia dangle like a teabag, but a female would have to use her entire rear end. As long as we're talking tea that's the whole teapot.

You fell asleep with your mouth open, and Fat Tina was teapotting you!

by TreeWeezel August 23, 2011

Teapotting

Where a man is masterbating in front of his computer with one hand on the mouse and one hand on his cock hence making a teapot shape

my hands are red raw after all that teapotting last night

by jacko999 March 11, 2009

Teapotting

Aggressive face-sitting (specifically female). An act of cunnilingus In which the female positions herself over her partner and fiercely grinds her genitals into her partners mouth.

Last night my partner and I tried teapotting, and now my jaw is really sore.

by Genderfaux October 23, 2014

Teapotish

To be homosexual, gay,you know...teapotish

Look at Elton John..he's way teapotish!

by jophes October 5, 2008

Teabowing

Teabagging + Tebowing = Teabowing.

"I just made a great play and was Tebowing when I felt two nuts on my forehead. I was then Teabowing!"

by Dirty Dawg 1960 November 24, 2011

Teapotting

Sticking your balls in a teapot of warm water and having someone blow on the spout so the water bubbles up and you get a ball jacuzzi. At the same time they are rubbing your cock.

Man last night my women was teapotting me up right nice

by Martin Shaw August 8, 2007

ass tempting

unbelievably sexually appealing; beyond HAWT (e.g. justin bieber)

Tom: you think justin bieber is ass tempting!
James: ya i know! like OMG, he's such a piece of eye candy!
Tom: ur a fag

by JBisasstempting November 24, 2011