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Reverse Teabag

When a man wraps his legs around a person's neck (from a lower position) and thrusts his balls upwardly into their mouth.
Janet: "Mitch, wait, what are you doing?"
Mitch: "I call it the reverse teabag."
Janet: "Oh I.... mrumph, mrumph, mrumph."
by Mitch Nasty January 31, 2015
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teabag tits

A derogatory term used to describe a woman with small flat breasts and big dark wrinkled nipples.
"Mam, Dad have you seen her nextdoor? Old teabag tits is sunbathing topless again"
by da girl nextdoor May 5, 2016
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Tapasya

Out of a group of people "Tapasya" is the guy who is extremely handsome and highly intelligent. You should never mess with a "Tapasya" because if you do you'll get your ass whupped.
Bob: Yo Tapasya! You suck!

Tapasya: What did you just say to me?

Bob lies dead in a gutter
by Ispeakthetruth_ August 15, 2012
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Tapasya

A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. A Tapasya is a cold blooded bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.

A Tapasya usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Tapasya.

A Tapasya can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Tapasya can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.

I digress explaining a Tapasya any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A Tapasya.
Human Being 1: (talking to friend) ... so you cannot know where exactly an electron is in an atom as - WHOA! That... that guy over there... (pointing weakly at a Tapasya) he... he is just so...

Human Being 2: Oh my god... (panting) he... he is such... such a bad ass mutha... I think... I just... turned gay, oh (faints)

Human Being 1: (panting) are you okay... I... he is... he is just such a bad ass... I...I can't even... even remain conscious... (faints)
by Death Megatron 3000 April 16, 2013
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teabagging

1) Repeated insertion of ones testicles in another's mouth.
2) Continiously crouching on a dead body in a video game.
1: Dude, I don't think teabagging is a good prank, man.
2: dude stop teabagging, it's bad sportsmanship
by Verdigris June 25, 2016
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tapasya

A very intelligent human being, who often has many friends and a great sense of humour.
Bob: That kid sure is a awesome person...

Kevin: Yeah, he's a total tapasya
by Yo Yo DJ Chicken Little! November 1, 2012
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mississippi teabag

The act of dipping your nutsack in a woman's vagina
I invited her in for tea and then gave her the Mississippi teabag
by nutsack muscle August 28, 2016
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