Tea

Not the murky brown piss you British people are drinking, try some loose leaf asian tea for once in your life!

Kevin: What the hell are you drinking?
Idiot: 1 dollar bagged english breakfast tea.
Kevin vomits and proceeds to pour it down the drain

by EuroChemist November 1, 2017

Tea

Something only the fat dirty English greedy pig bastards drink to cure their vagina disease. Fucking fat shits

Accurate americunt Fat inbred American - you English people only drink tea and live in castles

by English are trannys December 13, 2021

Tea

A name but not used that often

Hi my name is Tea

Tea Leoini

by Ifuseekamytonight May 29, 2009

Tea

A tasty brewed brown plant water.

Tom: Whatcha doing?

Jenny: Making tea.

Tom: Cool, I was in the mood for some plant water.

by peacewolf101 February 24, 2012

Tea

Baby gravy

The tea party last night was so messy there was tea everywhere.

by Lion/of/Destiny August 1, 2010

Tea

Great stuff that nearly even British person is addicted to... including me. It doesn't really help your thirst, albeit it makes you thirstIER!

Janice: God, I love tea!
Samantha: Yeah I know! My husband Paul got me addicted to it!

by Paper Heart April 8, 2009

Tea

It's the drama. It's the gossip. It's basically when you have nothing else to talk about but who kissed who. It's also the most delectable hot beverage made from some leaves and water.

"Cheryl, spill the tea. I need to know about what is happening with Marice! like is she single or, like, not? Come on! give me the tea!Give me the gossip!"

"Elizabeth dear, would you like cream and sugar in your tea?No?Perhaps a little lemon then?"

by Eve_of_Eloquence November 18, 2018