pull a Tatis

When a middle-aged man married for longer than 7 years gets sex two nights in a row. This is as rare as Fernando Tatis hitting two grand slams off of Chan Ho Park in the same inning.

The converse of this is "going Chan Ho".

With his kids spending the weekend at their grandparents' house, John was able to pull a Tatis.

by Longhorn17 January 4, 2010

Tactisext

Sub-genre of sext. When two people text in a sexual nature, discussing tactical ways to execute sexual acts.

Mark and I spent the whole night tactisexting for the weekend.

by Squishy Kelly November 4, 2014

taiser

An annoying little self absorbed brat one who gets Starbucks every single week

Your Such A Taiser

by iliveinnewyork February 19, 2017

Tatis Jr

Future goat of the MLB he may be overrated now but he is a future top 3 player in the league.

Story or tatis? Tatis DUH
Casual MLB fan: Funniest player to watch?
Me: Tatis JR!

by Lakersin4 January 27, 2021

Talise

Talise is a caring person who will do anything to help someone. She will always support you in every decision you make. She maybe cute but she can be a physco if you hurt any of her friends. She has the biggest heart. No matter how much you hurt her she will always forgive because she thinks everyone deserves chances and chances again. She is a loyal girl and loving girl so if you ever get a chance with a Talise don’t wreck it xx

Guy 1 ~ dude I heard what u did to Talise !

Guy 2 ~ I know , I feel terrible..

Guy 1 ~ well I’ve spoken to her and she said she doesn’t care how much you’ve hurt her she just wants you back

Guy 2 ~ I can’t ive been such a dick to her !

Guy 1 ~ Yeah you have !

Guy 2 ~ Hey Talise

Talise ~ omg , I missed you so much !

Guy 2 ~ but I ...

Talise ~ i don’t care , I love you and I want u back !

^^ Talise is too forgiving and that’s bad !

by I got secrets 🤫 x April 12, 2019

taisei

A flirt, a womanizer. A guy who hangs around a bunch of girls all the time.

Stop being such a Taisei.

by IfUThinkUKnowMyNameUrStupid November 26, 2016

Tanise

She likes food,soccer,food,music and instagram.plays cello, but wants to quit. She is hella hot!(no homo) and she is my best friend...

Kid 1:Hey! Did you see Tanise? She scored a goal while eating McDonalds French fries, and then played victory music on the cello and took a selfie in 10 seconds!!
Kid 2: DAYUM I should hook up wit her

by Tanisesstalker April 24, 2016