taiser
Your Such A Taiser
taiser by iliveinnewyork February 19, 2017
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Taiser Bun
A homosexual act where one male sticks and slides his penis between another man's butt cheeks. The act is self-named after the inventor.
Guy #1: "Dude, I heard that Jimmy gave John a Taiser Bun"
Guy #2: "No way man, that's not true, that's disgusting"
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Guy #2: "No way man, that's not true, that's disgusting"
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Taiser Bun by Heavenly Hardcore May 17, 2007
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taiser • Taiser Bun • taser • Taisei • tanser • taserface • Tiser • Tailer • taimere and ihjaa • Tainer
Taser
When someone digs their fingers (in a finger gun position with both the index and middle) into someone's side or back and moves them around to stimulate a tickling sensation VERY quickly.
As Sarah stretched her arms up in boredom in Geography, Jake took the opportunity to taser her in the side, causing her arms to shoot back down and protect her side.
Taser by <3ScaleCoiler<3 February 2, 2019
Tasered
Mark: "Wow! That thug got tasered really bad!"
Carter: "Tasered? It's tased, Mark."
Mark: "I've heard it both ways."
Carter: "Tasered? It's tased, Mark."
Mark: "I've heard it both ways."
Tasered by Greasegrim March 11, 2016
taisei
A guy most likely to be of Asian origin.Once you fall in love with him,there's no turning back.A great guy inside and out,also very cute.Has a lovely personality and also a great soul.If he cares for you,then you will feel protected no matter what and you will always have a shoulder to cry on.Taisei thinks he has many flaws but still deserves that A for effort.Loves dank memes as much as you.Also very intelligent and can make you feel amazing if he loves you too.Is not lame,basic or stupid at all.Never let him go.
Person A: I met a great guy that makes me feel special and comfortable.
Person B: I'm guessing his name is Taisei!
Person B: I'm guessing his name is Taisei!
taisei by algoconrithm2180 February 5, 2017
Tiser
Tiser by Parisienne March 10, 2015
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.