A tasergasm happens when you shocking your body (with a taser or anything similar), mainly your back, just right before (or during) an orgasm to intensify the feeling. They say an orgasm will feel more, well, electrifying and powerful, even more so than orgasms through chocking or spanking yourself.
A tasergasm is a form of erotic electrostimulation.
A tasergasm is a form of erotic electrostimulation.
Right before I came, I pushed the button to have my tasergasm and I was in heaven. My body was pulsating with pleasure. The electric shock turned pain into pleasure instantly, and just made the feeling more pleasurable.
by avialae January 26, 2014
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by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
Get the pussy tasering mug.Taheera, is something loving and carish, and comes from the cave Hira in saudia Arabia, and is know to be the cave where Muhammed recieved his first revelation from god. therefore Ta, which comes from Tha, from the ghetto "the". the + Hira becomes thaHeera, but after many years of use, people found it easier to say Taheera.
Taheera is therfore used when to describe something holy or godish.
you can often see a Taheera by the skintone, and the low hight, since Taheeras are very tiny. they can easily kill an human being because of its speed and sharp teeth. no one has fought against a taheera and survived.
taheera, the one person n the word that chuck norris fear.
Taheera is therfore used when to describe something holy or godish.
you can often see a Taheera by the skintone, and the low hight, since Taheeras are very tiny. they can easily kill an human being because of its speed and sharp teeth. no one has fought against a taheera and survived.
taheera, the one person n the word that chuck norris fear.
by Erlend Berger November 18, 2013
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Peace Loving Citizen: Excuse me, officer, might you have the time?
Taser Monkey (later, to Grand Jury): The perpetrator approached me and presented a reasonable request in a peaceable manner. I had no choice but to tase him. And tasers are "non-lethal" so it's obvious he died on purpose just to frame me.
Grand Jury: But your victim was a 90-year-old man with a heart condition in a wheelchair with an oxygen tank... asking for the time. And you killed him.
Taser Monkey: Exactly. He could have been a terrorist with a wheelchair bomb, plotting to kill me and everyone else in the area. A lesser cop might have answered with the time and we could all be dead right now!
Grand Jury: Oh right! What were we thinking? Of course we'll side with you no matter what. Fuck the citizens!
Taser Monkey (later, to Grand Jury): The perpetrator approached me and presented a reasonable request in a peaceable manner. I had no choice but to tase him. And tasers are "non-lethal" so it's obvious he died on purpose just to frame me.
Grand Jury: But your victim was a 90-year-old man with a heart condition in a wheelchair with an oxygen tank... asking for the time. And you killed him.
Taser Monkey: Exactly. He could have been a terrorist with a wheelchair bomb, plotting to kill me and everyone else in the area. A lesser cop might have answered with the time and we could all be dead right now!
Grand Jury: Oh right! What were we thinking? Of course we'll side with you no matter what. Fuck the citizens!
by taserbrain February 12, 2010
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boy: mannn that chick is such hot stuff. her cool chair turns me on, shes such a good chair taster
hot chick 99: yeahh guys. my chair is nicee and round. ;)
hot chick 99: yeahh guys. my chair is nicee and round. ;)
by bree12345 June 16, 2010
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by Vancouverislander April 5, 2021
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COP: Hey shitbag. You're under arrest, turn around and put your hands behind your back.
SHITBAG: Fuck you pig. You better call for back-up
COP: Takes out Taser and repeats his order.
SHITBAG: Fuck you:
COP: Shoots shitbag with Taser and laugh's while shitbag does the crappei flop on the ground.
SHITBAG: (After he regains control of his muscles) Rolls over and puts his hands behind his back to be handcuffed while complaining about how bad it hurt and he pissed himself.
COP: Laughs hysterically while handcuffing shitbag.
SHITBAG: Fuck you pig. You better call for back-up
COP: Takes out Taser and repeats his order.
SHITBAG: Fuck you:
COP: Shoots shitbag with Taser and laugh's while shitbag does the crappei flop on the ground.
SHITBAG: (After he regains control of his muscles) Rolls over and puts his hands behind his back to be handcuffed while complaining about how bad it hurt and he pissed himself.
COP: Laughs hysterically while handcuffing shitbag.
by Shock Therapy April 28, 2005
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