tards

Players, coaching staff, and fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club, based in Melbourne, Australia. They compete in the Australian A-League Football Championship.

The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which were widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by rival football fans Australia-wide.

The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.

Guy 1: What was the football score?
Guy 2: We beat Melbourne 4-0.
Guy 1: Ha! We whooped them tards good!

by Merrick July 16, 2008

fuck tards

Fuck Tard is usually used to call some one a 'fucking retard' withought all the letters and long words. Can be used as an offensive slang, or calling that to a friend who does stuff really really stupid.

Simon walks into a metal pole. he gets up, and looks all confused.
"Nice going fuck tard."
says Alex.

by Seanperry May 13, 2005

Adventurd Tards

Adventurd Tards are Un-Humans that Make up Random Reasons why Adventure time is Better than Regular Show. They say that Regular Show uses the Same Plot over and Over again. that's Because Adventurd Tards havent seen Most of the Episodes. Regular show has Alot of Good Ideas Eg Terror Tales of the Park, Exit 9B. Adventurd Tards also think Adventurd Time is Better because of the Popularity. WHO CARES ABOUT THE POPULARITY!. Most of those People on the Popularity List are Kids. Regular show is More Mature. They also say that Because it was Made 1st. Wow Just because Something was Made 1st. BTW I Don't hate Adventure time.

Me: What's Better Adventurd Time or Regular Show

Friend: Adventure Time

Me: ok.... Explain Why

Friend: Regular Show uses the Same Plot over and over 1st its just Mordecai & Rigby arguing, then they take it to the Extreme

Me: Really? are you F**king Serious

Friend: Why is adventure time more popular then?

Me: Most of the Fans are Kids. Adventurd Tards these days....

by bigDood247 April 28, 2013

king of the tards

when someone makes a lame joke and the other person(ex jay) starts laughing. the person smirks and jay keeps on laughing and starts shaking. person make another not so funny joke about uncle T, and jay starts clapping fast, with his wrists together. person smiles again and jay starts to fap on his knee. person says, "uncle T", jay jumps up and down, faps on his knee, while trying not to laugh, clapping by his wrists. person is the king of the tards

person: aight so you know uncle T?

jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)

Person: (smiles)

jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)

person: aight so the other day . . .

jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap

person (chuckles)

jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)

person is the king of the tards

by planekid December 18, 2017

House of Tards

The entire Trump administration

I can't wait to watch the inevitable Netflix series, House of Tards.

by rayxtime October 25, 2017

Cane Tards

A term of reference for players, management and especially fans of Townsville-based, Australian A-League Football (Soccer)club, North Queensland Fury.

The term is a derivative of 'tard', used in reference to all things Melbourne Victory, another A-League club, but expanded to incorporate a reference to Cane Toads, which are a local pest.

The term was originally coined on a Sydney FC internet forum.

Fan 1: Who are we playing in Round 1?

Fan 2: We're up against the Cane Tards, easy win.

by Jubal1 April 20, 2009

tards

short for retards, especially used online.

"gah... ur so gay u tards"

by exodus April 29, 2004