Tardis Pussy

A vagina that is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be on the outside like the tardis of dr. Who. Normally found on athletic girls who appear "tight" upon cursory inspection, the Tardis Pussy can kill your boner faster than a dalek hell bent on extermination.

"I met the hottest girl at spin class, her body was perfect. After a few drinks we went back to my place and had sex."
-"was she nice and tight from all the spinning?"
"nope. She had a tardis pussy. It was tiny and cute but It was like siding my penis directly into the miky way galaxy."

by Surpriseattackninja August 9, 2012

tardistan

Derogitory name given to Melbourne, Australia. Fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club are routinely referred to as "tards" by rival football fans due to their moronic behaviour. Therefore, Tardistan became the nickname given to Melbourne and/or Melbourne's football stadium.

Person 1: So how did the trip to Tardistan go?
Person 2: Excellent, Adelaide beat Melbourne 3-0

by Kozzie January 10, 2007

dung tardis

Vulgar term for the anus, rectum and bowels. Named after the main character's transportation machine in the popular UK Sci-Fi programme "Dr.Who". The 'tardis' held a lot more than it looked from the outside.

The customs officer got ready for another trip into the dung tardis.

by chris wheelie April 28, 2005

velvet tardis

the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.

jesus christ it was like fuckin a bucket....

by stone flint May 31, 2004

tardis

A device often wished for by software developers who have been given unreasonable deadlines to complete their work. Although typically this would be used to give the benefit of hindsight to oneself in the past, many would wish to use it to kill the parent/grandparent of the project manager, thus ensuring they will never have been born.

Uh oh, we're going to miss our deadline, everyone in the Tardis. Boss, you stay here.

by FatHairyCoder March 23, 2005

beer tardis

Its when you leave the pub after many a bevvie, and suddenly your home , transversing time and space in a split second, that is your beer tardis, named after the phone box in Doctor Who..

'I dont know how i got back last night, im must of got my beer tardis home..."

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

tardish

The language spoken (typed) by tards, usually in an attempt to sound cool and fit in with one's friends (who are also tards).

note: The term 'tard' here takes on a meaning closer to that of 'n00b'.

heyz wat r uz up 2??
i waz juz doin dis net fingy ere
omgz! gtg now cyaz!!!11

by StormCyko July 12, 2004