teadiddler

A guy who gets off on using hotel room coffeepots, with the knowledge (or at least the hope) that flight attendants have used them to wash their underwear.

Jesse always stays at hotels near the airport ... what a teadiddler!

by not_a_teadiddler February 19, 2023

Twriddler

A twriddler is one who gains success via Rizz; to twriddle is to fancy a twat and is only attainable through shiestiness. A twriddler is often spotted on all Hallow’s Eve dressed as the villain “the riddler”

He tried to be a twriddler the other night by rizzing me with the fridge meat

by Randall Smithy March 18, 2023

Gardiddle

when one is molested (diddled) by the cartoon character Garfield

"dude I just got Gardiddled..."

by Adderallpossumontheroad December 25, 2024

tardidill

the concept of playing naked twister with your friends cousin

i tardidilled your cousin last night

by tongy12345 April 28, 2025

domatomic tardicle

Someone who others would consider a "Retard" or "Autistic". Not to be used in a medical sense. Given by amongusbadussy on discord.

Person 1: Oi, I'm bri'ish, I enjoy tea 'n' crumpets, innit?
Person 2: Ya fucken Domatomic Tardicle.

by MrPP#9727 November 24, 2023

Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."

Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

by KOON of the multiverse September 19, 2021