tardface

n. a person with a face easily associated with retardation, such as the common deformaties of Downs syndrome.

v. to mangle someone's face in such a way that they look like a retard.

You tardface, your only chances for dating are with the blind.

I'm going to tardface you if you don't shut your hole.

by Twilight Veil March 16, 2004

tardwagon

Insult, much like fuckwagon, except it implies that the insulted is more of a retard than a fucker.

"Friggin' tardwagon."
"DAEE DUUUURRR DEEEEH!"

by The Paul April 6, 2005

tardface

a bad name for someone who is considered a tard.

"Don't steal my gatorade you tardface!"

by stork the dorkk July 3, 2006

Tardlagg

To be slow. Get distracted. Ie; to have conic lateness as antonym to "on time".

I was really tardlagING this morning, I'm so sorry I'm late. Wow they can Tardlagg like no other. Don't be a tardlagg. Ie; to have conic lateness; "tweeker time".

by Attention Lovxsss September 2, 2016

Tirdfag

A family of assholes

Wow! Guys your a bunch of tirdfags

by Shitmonkey89 May 23, 2019

tardfog

The wave of particles that emanates from the brains of idiots. Anyone in its path are potential victims.

When he addressed the audience, a tardfog was released and lowered the IQ of everyone in the room.

by TazTalksYouListen September 17, 2019

tardfart

the best word to ever exist

coco: your such a tardfart
ava: your a tardfart

by makayla.1324 February 13, 2023