Generation Tardation

The term for the current wave of 20 somethings. Identified by the following traits: extremely oversensative, inability to think out of the box or even care that they lack the intellect, overly confident that they have a vast wealth of knowledge even thow this wisdon is only wikipedian, lastly they truely believe that an education is optional.

My assistant is showing her generation tardation by transfering my anger at a client to herself.

by NoelTH July 5, 2009

tardation

"Jason Folley Sydrome" Believing something with %100 absolute conviction all the while being proved wrong to your face over, and over....

"Ernie Simms is the middle linebacker for the Lions"---Folley

**Looked up on NFL.com shows ES on the roster as an outside linebacker...

"No, he's middle linebacker. I saw it. I have season tickets"---Folley

"Effin tardation"---Voice of Reason

by benevolentmalefactor July 16, 2009

cell-u-lar-tardation

a. The state of owning a cell phone and having absolutely no idea how to use it.

b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.

Fred's 18 year old daughter, Lisa, has an advanced stage of cell-u-lar-tardation that is irreversible. It's a real shame that he didn't understand the consequences back at age 2, when she got her first cell phone.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

Tardasian

Inhabitants of the planet Tardus

Tardasians are culturally complex due to the fact that their planet rotates so slowly that there are two distinct species of Tardasians, one living on the east and one on the west side of the planet.

by Anonymole October 27, 2011

Tardatic

To not be retarded, but instead to be tardatic.

Are you a retard, or are you tardatic?

by Tardisma the Wholesale Wizard May 4, 2019

tardatious

Meaning you are slightly retarded, foolish, or stupid.

Speeding past the cop was a tardatious move on her part.

by liv.cheyanne May 27, 2024