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Tapatio

Noun. An attractiVe male who is someone’s uncle. A double entendre referencing firstly, the “hotness” of the sauce itself. Secondly playing off the break down the word; “tap” (as in to tap that) and “tio” (Spanish for uncle).

Adj. To describe anyone that is hot but kind of basic.
N. Look at Vinny playing with his niece. He’s such a tapatio.

Adj. Did you see that chick in the cut off Zeppelin tee? So hot but bet she can’t name a song. She’s so tapatio.
by Deano martini October 7, 2018
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tapatio challenge

A challenge where a person has to drink tapatio sauce and top it off with something else like lemon juice or pickle water.
My neighbor has to do the tapatio challenge since he lost the bet.
by Alex Curry June 27, 2014
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Tapatio

The best salsa ever invented. Seriously, everyone loves this shit.
Example: "Yo, Cid Tapatio is the shit man!" "Bro I know right that shit is amazing."
by Taylor_tapatio December 16, 2018
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Tapatio docking

Same as docking (when two people force their pienises together hard enough that their forskins touch) except they are both wearing sombreros.
He Mark, I got the sombreros for my birthday and I’m feeling frisky. I was wondering if you want to come to my house and try tapatio docking?
by Smellmyfinget January 12, 2019
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Tapatio Salad

When you're tossing someone's salad after they've had an extensive amount of hot sauce on taco Tuesday.
Man, she was hot, but she had Tapatio Salad and my mouth is on fire!
by JustJess1987 March 8, 2022
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Tapatío

After Thelma and Louise, Brad Pitts career took off. As he waited for studio advances in his next role, he had to make ends meet.

Universal agreed Pitt would be the next big thing. First, they insisted he have his teeth straightened. Being Pitt didn’t have any money, and was existing only on tacos in East LA served from Taco Trucks, he had to take on a job prepping veggies and making salsa. The salsa he made was mediocre at best but with the ego of Pitt believing it was the best hot sauce ever, he had a plan.

Pitt took his plan to the American Association of Orthodontics (AAO) and pitched it. “ I’ll be the next best thing if I can get my teeth straightened. Being I don’t have a cent to my name, I’ll leverage my future earnings in hopes that the AAO will provide me the money. In exchange, I will provide my likeness and recipe for my East LA famous Salsa, Papi Pitts.”

They liked the idea but wanted to be sure they had their name on the bottle. They insisted AAO would be on the label.

While drunk on pulque, Pitt showed up to work one morning and ate an absurd amount of tacos to cure the hangover. Of course he had a copy of the contract with him as he had for weeks.

As he sat at the benches outside the truck, it struck him. An anagram of AAO and Pitt to create a new senseless word would keep him in compliance, his face centered and his teeth would be straight.

It only took a few minutes to recognize there is only one reasonable word that includes AAO and Pitt.

Tapatio
Brad Pitt looks like the Tapatío guy…

Well, it is Brad Pitt.
by Estuardo, El Jefe February 4, 2023
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Tapatio Hot Hand

Intimate usage of one's hands; either on one's self or another.
Hey, did you hear? Ricardo was caught giving Tapatio Hot Hands outside Zellers again.
by NBST June 13, 2024
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