talk to the boss

do me a fovour and I'll do you one

wife: "i saw a lovely dress that would be just right for Fiona's wedding"
husband (unzipping trousers): "you'll need to talk to the boss honey !"

by the-boss October 28, 2006

talk to the elbow

Like talk to the hand but even more insulting.

Talk to the elbow 'cause you ain't worth the extension.

by spankypoo April 19, 2006

talk to the hand

Phrase used to tell someone that you do not wish to listen to what they have to say and that they may as well stop. Gesture of palm of hand in stop stance displayed to person we are making comment to simultaneously

I am over listening to what you have to say so just talk to the hand arsehole

by David Arnott September 2, 2003

talk to me

what someone would say after hearing something of a positive nature (good news, a good idea etc.) to get more details on the subject.

Jenn: "Guess what, hun...we've got a flight to Cuba tomorrow morning!"

Mark: "Huh?? ohhhh....talk to me baby!!"

by TheMocker June 27, 2005

talk to huey on the great white telephone

To have an out of stomach experience while placing ones head inside a toilet bowl. Anyone listening at the door might hear the name of Huey (or perhaps Ralph) being called upon repeatedly.

Excuse me, I think those prawns were off, I have to go talk to Huey on the great white telephone.

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

Talk to Doug

Using the bathroom (#2). A spin on the words "taking a dump".

Can be used to discretely indicate you have to go to the bathroom. Can also be used to discretely, but accurately describe behavior or feeling regarding this.

"I'll be ready in a minute. I need to go talk to Doug real quick."
"Me and Doug haven't talked in a long time."
"Doug must have been mad at me yesterday the way he was yelling."
"I'll be right back, Doug is calling."
"Doug didn't have much to tell me this morning."

by Mikeypedia February 9, 2010

Talk to Ralph on the Big White Phone

To throw up in the toilet puke

Man I drank so much last night I had to talk to ralph on the big white phone all morning

by Gommash November 30, 2006