by mike123456789! September 2, 2010
Get the talesha mug.It's the Japanese equivalent of God or Jesus Christ. This is because of his immense talent as a filmmaker, comedian, writer, social commentator, satire, painter, killer, finger-cutter, hiker, athlete, stopping bullets with his chin, slapping drug-dealers around at public restrooms around 20 times in a single cut, storming and destroying magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, getting arrested after storming magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, resurrecting after mortal motorcycle accidents and coming back even more badass than before and discovering new talents, cooking, etc.
He is also the man Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer combined wish they could be.
He is also the man Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer combined wish they could be.
"Takeshi Kitano died and came back to life! Now he has a broken wrist, an eyepatch, sticks chopsticks to Yakuza henchmen's eyes... and paints! God help us!
-Did you say 'God'?
-You're right--oh my..."
-Did you say 'God'?
-You're right--oh my..."
by mrkitano November 25, 2006
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Get the takeshi's castle mug.takeisha is a person with a heart of gold and always has a smile on her face. She's always willing to give anyone a helping hand, and nearly every guy wants her, she is a fantastic person with a great personality and can make anyone laugh. She's not afraid to say what she thinks and still has plenty of friends. she also likes to muck around and occasionally cause a bit of mischief. She also likes to party and wear very high heels.
by Jayden South December 27, 2014
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Get the Tanesha mug.Beautiful Goofy Girl
Usually Sporty
She Is Very Strong And Defiant
Most People Feel Almost Jealous Of This Leader
They Are Dreamers With Big Goals And Let Nothing Block Their Way
Tend To Be Rude But Also Can Be A Sweetheart
They Are Very Aware
They Can From Be Slow At Moments
But Most Importantly Their Far From The Usual
Attention Grabbers Without Trying
The Signs: Aries, Taurus & Gemini Usually .
Love The Colors : Blue, Green, Black, & Pink.
Usually Sporty
She Is Very Strong And Defiant
Most People Feel Almost Jealous Of This Leader
They Are Dreamers With Big Goals And Let Nothing Block Their Way
Tend To Be Rude But Also Can Be A Sweetheart
They Are Very Aware
They Can From Be Slow At Moments
But Most Importantly Their Far From The Usual
Attention Grabbers Without Trying
The Signs: Aries, Taurus & Gemini Usually .
Love The Colors : Blue, Green, Black, & Pink.
by kevin Durant August 4, 2014
Get the Talesha mug.A really cute girl usually with a high pitched voice who always keeps it real. She's not afraid to call out fake people and has many friends. She's nice to almost everyone and is very weird around her friends.
Damn you see how she called Sam out on that bs? That girl is a Takeisha
"You know that girl over there?" "Who doesn't, she's a Takeisha."
"You know that girl over there?" "Who doesn't, she's a Takeisha."
by keke Bryant June 14, 2014
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