take a wiz

Peeing

Barbie can't wait any longer, so she will just take a wiz in the bushes!

by Urination January 4, 2014

take a crosby

A restroom break, usually 15 minutes or more, in which an employee takes a long, leisurely shit, relishing the fact that it is on company time and he is being paid for it.

"Have you seen Corey? We need to get these orders out today." "He's in the bathroom, taking a crosby."

Man, I am sick of working for this company. Time to go take a crosby.

by Muscoffo August 15, 2015

take the skinheads bowling

A classic song by Camper Van Beethoven, with (naturally) a somewhat surreal premise, odd lyrics and a funny video, if you can ever get a hold of it.

Also, a classic name for your bowling team, which will provoke innumerable questions from people who don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and praise from those rare folks that do.

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling....

by Count de Monet May 30, 2011

take off your armor

Medieval sex term for taking off your condom, used in the ye ole days when banging unprotected.

The king said," Take off your armor"
"I like to live dangerously"

by Cheeky Scrubl0rd February 10, 2015

Take it with a grain of salt

regard something as exaggerated; believe only part of something.

No matter what that dude says, take it with a grain of salt.

by ATOMINE July 16, 2017

take it easy on the soap

What you tell a fat girl that you just F'd when she goes to take a shower.

When Carla goes to the bathroom to take a shower tell her to "Take it easy on the soap" because last time she used up the whole bar of soap in one shower.

by jaehoal jones July 13, 2012

Take (HIm/Her/Them) to Walnut Street!

the action of cold shouldering former friends or affiliates due to a non-amicable severance of ties. Usually acted out by adults of religious organizations and high school students.

1. I went to church this morning and got Taken to Walnut Street! Nobody talked to me all morning.
2. (girl 1) My boyfriend dumped me! (girl 2) If he comes crawling back, Take him to Walnut Street!
3. Several church members have left us due to differences of opinion with things going on within the organization, so if you see any of these people in day-to-day life, Take (Him/Her/Them) to Walnut Street!

by Billy Jean Snotmylover August 1, 2012