"Some of my friends hide in the Philippines but I prefer other places. I'm not known as Ryan out there. I'm the Taiwanese Ladyboy Jerker."
by ImTheManINeverLose December 15, 2018
Get the Taiwanese Ladyboy Jerker mug.The product of an ageing man's relationship with a taiwanese pre-teen prostitute. The resulting lovechild, named dave after the ageing man's favourite previous sexual offence, was always destined to look like an oriental/white cross pollenation and wear thick rimmed glasses with lenses half the size of his eyes and be as boring as a day out at the house of commons. He has also taken on his father's love for under age girls of far eastern origin.
Who's going on the trip? taiwanese dave? there's no chance I'm going then. I'd rather sit at home and play with my chopsticks
by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008
Get the Taiwanese Dave mug.Person 1: Did you see that Taiwanese girl?
Person 2: Totally! She's so much hotter than all those white girls.
Person 2: Totally! She's so much hotter than all those white girls.
by Billy Pogrom November 7, 2011
Get the Taiwanese girl mug.by making skrilla March 30, 2015
Get the Tavangar mug.college student 1: how'd u do on the test
college student 2: i stayed up real late the night before partying and probably taiwan jonesd it
college student 2: i stayed up real late the night before partying and probably taiwan jonesd it
by BigBadBuc October 20, 2017
Get the Taiwan Jones mug.“Today is my Taiwanniversary. I came here five years ago today.”
“Happy Taiwanniversary, dude! Taiwan is even better with you in it.”
“Happy Taiwanniversary, dude! Taiwan is even better with you in it.”
by avdtaipei January 17, 2022
Get the Taiwanniversary mug.Taivon is the name of a very hot black guy. He has a great personality but can be a bit of an asshole at times. He has a amazing dick too.
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