Holy Trainer

A device like a dick cage but worse. Used as a BDSM type of Toy, The male's shaft is coated in hard plastic, & upon getting a boner, the penis will simply fill the trainer.

"Wife just locked me in a Holy Trainer. What do?"

by AkatsukiSwag May 31, 2015

tanner braungardt

Best trampolinist that kind of gave up a flipping YouTube channel

Look it's another Tanner Braungardt

by Tannerbraungardt&foxFAN<3 November 20, 2016

athletic trainer

n.

1) an exhausted health care professional that despite the name, does not train athletes.
2) part psychologist, part first aider, part hydration technician, part relationship counselor, part physical therapist...this individual is trained to do it all...for the athletes.
3) Someone that is used to working all weekends and holidays, which accumulates to working a 68 hour work week.

athletic trainers have the best seats in the house during athletic events, but there's a whole lot of work that goes into that seat.

by atc December 16, 2005

Tannerize

To do nothing constructive.
To do a completely half-assed job, usually before a deadline that needs to be met.

Sean: "It took me all night to do the fucking English essay man."

Tanner: "Yeah it took me like 20 minutes. It was cake."

Sean: "You mean it was Tannerized."

Tanner: "Fuck you man."

by Hardparty May 21, 2009

Tayner

the act of having a blonde moment or doing something stupid.
not to be confused with the word "retainer"
to show someone was being a tayner , make a "t" with your index fingers on your forehead . similarly to the "L" shape on your forehead for loser

guy 1: Dude, did you hear about that chick Anya falling over the chair in French class?
guy 2: Yeah man, total tayner.

by ParisWilson38 October 4, 2011

Tanner

Tanner has a huge heart for everyone. Tanner has very few friends. He’s the guy who always keeps his head up, but has been pushed down so many times by others that he has a drive like no other. Nobody appreciates him. He’s always been rejected. This made him think he wasn’t good enough. It’s why he got extremely good at everything. Its hard to get Tanner to dislike you. Tanner appreciates everything. He is probably the most attractive person I’ve ever met. He has a perfect body. He is also good at every single sport. He is incredibly fast and has superhuman strength. Tanner is the TOUGHEST person I’ve ever met. Though Tanner hates fighting. If you try to fight him he will destroy you. You will find him practicing for a sport or working out. He will still drop everything for the ones he loves. He has gone through a lot. If you hear someone hate on Tanner it’s probably a lie because he doesn’t have much about him to hate on. He is a freaking genius. He will say things that you think about and remember forever. He knows tons. He’s surprisingly one of the wisest people you’ll meet. He knows lots about everything. He has a lot bringing him down. He’s gotten strong enough to live life and help everyone else first with the knives in his back and the weight stacked. If Tanner shows sadness somethings seriously wrong. He will smile at you with a tear in his eye so you don’t cry. Tanner is great give him a chance.

“Aww, Tanner is so good with little kids.”
“Why does it seem like Tanner is always happy?”
“How in the world does Tanner know all this?”
“Wait Tanner is good at singing too!?!”

by Yoooooooyoooooooo January 8, 2022

Tanner

Tanner is the guy anyone can find attractive , mainly because of his unique personality. Hes so sweet, tall, usually found to have brown or blonde hair and has a soft spot with certain people, but he also can get angry and upset easily so watch out. He can be a player at times but he wont if hes with the one he wants

Girl 1: who is that tall brunette guy? hes so nice!
Girl 2: oh him? thats Tanner

by ghostwriter12 July 13, 2018