tading

A useless fuck.

Jacob is such a tading.

by milf mafia December 7, 2014

Raccoon Tailing

A game where two people excrete a turd but force their sphincter to halt the expulsion of the turd mid-way, and proceed to sword fight with said excretory rods. The objective of the game is to knock the turd off the opponents' asshole.

Brad: Yo, I found a turd in the shower this morning. WHAT THE FUCK!?

Chad: Yo, my bad. Thad and I were fucked up and started raccoon tailing last night.

by partisanwarrior97 April 29, 2019

tiding

1) See tide; Placing weed in a pile with a credit card before the tuck, only to do it all over again after the tuck until the cigar is full of green.

Lil' Tee: Where's Shay Shay at?
Young Hustler: Oh, he over there tiding and tucking that weed so we can do this smoke shit.

by Cotton Mouth April 1, 2005

Tadding

Tadding: A sacred art practiced by the chinese,that involves getting atop trees shaped like tadpoles.

The boy loves tadding.

by unwiset2 September 8, 2008

Pussy Tailing

Pussy tailing is when a Guy likes a Girl and follows her around trying to get into her pants. The guy will attempt to do this by complementing her, admiring her, sticking up for her and generally flirting wit her.

Also related to cock chasing which is when a girl follows a guy around because she likes him. Same as pussy tailing but roles reversed

Guy 1: *hanging wit agroup of girls* Hahahahahahaha *laughing at a poor joke* thats so good
Guy 2: *away from group talking to his real mates* Look at Dave, hes pussy tailing again. Twat.
Girl 1: hahahahahahahahahahaha

by TheYoungster April 22, 2010

e-taining

When an electronic device is entertaining.

Mike's phone is e-taining him

by peckinin April 8, 2016

strange tidings

Life changing news or information that can instantly make sense of or align your random past experiences to reveal your new direction

She unknowingly became the bearer of strange tidings when she uttered those words to me.

by Thundrstruck October 18, 2017