Tadpole

An underdeveloped person of low mental capacity, and value compared to others of the same kind. Much as a tadpole is just an underdeveloped, and lower level of a frog.

Person 1: omg Elliot is such a tadpole
Person 2: yeah, he's not the smartest

by DDMacintOSH July 4, 2020

Tadpole Cannon

Your penis when used for ejaculatory puposes. Your tadpoles (sperm) are generally shot from your cannon into the toad hole (vagina). Abbreviated TPC.

Man, I totally fired my Tadpole Cannon in her toad hole.

My Tadpole Cannon kinda burns after all of the toad hole I got this weekend, do you think I have somthing?

I need to reload my tadpole cannon, I am out of ammo after spending the weekend in the swamp.

I need to keep my tadpole cannon holstered.

by Three Chauches October 18, 2006

Tadpole vision

Altered state of mind in a man caused by lack of sex. As if the tadpoles (sperm) are backing up to behind the eyes, affecting the vision. Can make average women appear extremely attractive. In extreme cases EVERY woman seems attractive.

Dude, did you just check out my grandma's ass?

Sorry bro, I need to get laid, I've got mad tadpole vision!

by path of least resistance January 27, 2010

Tadpole Slut

A female who has slept with so many men she is "full of" tadpoles.

that tadpole slut strangers swimming in her uterus they've created their own swamp society in there!"

by 12blah June 30, 2014

Tadpole Gourmet

A male homosexual.

"Mama damn near vapor locked when she found out Rock Hudson was a tadpole gourmet."

by Cheez Head January 21, 2009

tadpole frappe

New England term for a mouthful after a blowjob.

Thirsty, honey? How about a tadpole frappe?

by I learned it from Mino November 5, 2004

Tadpole Rampage

When a man's individual sperm are so strong and large' when he ejaculate they appear to be a swarm of angry white tadpoles. this cause a great pleasure in all women no matter the sex position, you can also use it in facials and or creampies. (this sometimes tickle her and make her giggle.)

Girl 1- have you ever gotten tadpole rampaged?
Girl 2- Yeah! it makes me giggle!

by iTzBlazinAzn November 14, 2009