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tarding out

The action of an electronic device which does not function for an extended amount of time or frequently for short periods of time. This is usually associated with computers and cellphones.
Sorry I couldn't answer back last night, my phone was tarding out on me.

I'm trying to print, but the computer keeps tarding out!
by Gainesville Greenhouse June 11, 2011
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tading

Jacob is such a tading.
by milf mafia December 7, 2014
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Todding

Todd Tod Show IPA verb, Todded, Todding, Todder
1.
To do something that involves failing to see something; to be blind.
2.
To do something so blind everyone else laughs; shoot at nothing in call of duty (Video Game).
3.
To act blind; to fail to see somehthing repeatedly over a shot period of time.
4.
To act blind over a long period of time usualy over a day or more.
"Wow that guy just ran past 3 people hes such a todd."

"OMFG you just todded so hard, now were going to loose."

"Sorry guys im todding hard today..."

"That guys such a todder he always fails to see things."
by Maliaht September 11, 2011
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Tadling

A tadling is a form of excrement that hangs on to the rectal passage for an unnaturally long period of time
1. Man, the other day I had a mean tadling hanging out of my ass!
2. This tadling is really gripping my shit
by TheChillPilgrim May 12, 2013
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teddington girls

girls that are oblivious to the dangers of cunts and yobs for boys. Set deep in the belief that they cant walk home without getting raped, these ignorant females feel they are the centre of everything, and have no idea what dangers non-dickead boys have to avoid when going on a night or day out.
cunt: 'oi emo! gimme your fukin fone now you lanky bastard!'

teddington girls: 'oh go on, he just wants to have a look at your phone, oh my, your such a pussy matt rickard! why are you running away you lanky prick?!'
by loser999 December 11, 2007
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teddington

A evil teddy bear with a large penis and a plumbob on a string he uses for playtime
Oh god not teddington
by Puggymonkeybaby November 30, 2017
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Todding

To no-call, no-show for work.
I got drunk last night, I am Todding today even though I have no vaction time left.
by Graig December 31, 2006
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