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business tactical

Attire worn by former military personnel and/or security contractors. Generally consisting of high end hiking books, cargo khaki of various colors, and a tucked in polo shirt or button-down shirt with a vent system. Pockets to hold various weapons (I.e. Knives and cell phones) are a must.
Bob: Look at that guy. He must be some sort of archeologist.
Norm: No. That's Tom. He has to go train some Marines today. After getting out of the Army, he traded in his uniform for business tactical.
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Tactical dinner

Making dinner plans with the parents in order to not have to cook yourself.

A tactical dinner operation usually goes like this:

1. Calling the parents wanting to "catch-up".
2. Having the dinner
(3) Bringing any left-overs home, making the operation even more successful, in the sense that you now have food for several days, saving both time and money.
Bro 1: What are you doing on friday?

Bro 2: I'm having a tactical dinner with my parents

Bro 1: Smart move, bro!
by Spökmacka November 24, 2010
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tactical puke

Discreetly throwing up from excessive consumption of alcohol whilst still having control, in order to carry on drinking and get on with the night.
I should go to the toilets to take a tactical puke before I'm too wasted!
by lalaaa October 29, 2007
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tactilian

A person that prefers tactile feedback.
Tactilians will always buy a cell phone with a keyboard.
by afroamerikem February 16, 2010
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Tactical Dad

A suburban or rural man who stockpiles guns and dresses like a weekend warrior, to live out a fantasy where he defends the homeland or his family from imaginary enemies.

Invariably overweight and unfit for actual military service, Tactical Dad dresses himself in tattoos, t-shirts, and vehicle stickers that imply a hair-trigger violent response to any stimulus his terrified, childlike psyche finds threatening.

Self-assured in his opinions, Tactical Dad often takes to Twitter to own the snowflakes and show them what's what. His avatar invariably has him in sunglasses and a hat, piloting a truck or boat.
No, Jerry was never in the Marines. He's just a Tactical Dad. You can tell by the goatee.
by Temperate Patriot August 20, 2019
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tactileneck

noun A black turtleneck worn as a layer for tactical espionage, infiltration, or otherwise covert special ops missions. Coined by the Television show, "Archer" on FX. Seen on the show as well as in spy/spec ops movies, television programs, and video games.
Spy 1: Be sure to dress dark for the mission.

Spy 2: Don't worry. I'm wearing my tactileneck.

Spy 1: Me too!
by gentlemanthrash March 24, 2010
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Tactical Whitey

When one forces them self to be sick (this can be done through fingers down the throat method) for specific beneficial reasons such as: for the laugh, to sober up, to carry on drinking beverages
"Holy fuck balls, I really could do with a tactical whitey right now!!"

"Shit that guy just tactical whitey-ed all over my dick!"
by whitey2k12 August 27, 2012
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