Twilight failz

The many flaws in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series, mainly that vampire don't exist, and even if they did, they would burn rather than sparkle in the sunlight. Oh, and the way Bella got pregnant without Edward having a hard-on. Hmm, mysterious little fucker, isn't he?

Bella: I think I'm pregnant.
Edward: No, you can't be, because I don't have a blood flow and therefore can't get a stiffy and can't knock you up, making "Breaking Dawn" pointless, as well as the rest of the series before it.
Bella: Right, I forgot how much Twilight failz.

by katiiehavokk. June 24, 2009

twilight sucks

The truth.

Person 1: Twilight sucks.
Person 2: He speaks the truth.

by Da Cynic January 23, 2009

twilight

A book series in which a young girl must choose between bestiality and necrophilia.

Typical Girl: I LOVE Twilight because it's an amazing book about love, and it's the story of my life. I'm average looking and would very much want to have a hot vampire AND a hot werewolf want me.

Typical Boy: I HATE Twilight because it sucks so much. It's so unoriginal and no one should ever like it. No I'm not just jealous because all the girls like Edward...

by Stevedaculedood55 May 21, 2010

Twilicorn

Derogatory term in the Brony community used to refer to the controversial alicorn princess version of the My Little Pony character Twilight Sparkle. Alicorns are demigod-like beings in the poniverse that have both wings and a unicorn's horn, and when the show's producers decided to transform one of the show's main unicorn characters into an Alicorn Princess, a large section of the fandom did not receive it well.

Disgruntled Brony: "Twilicorn is worst pony."

by WonderboltsNumber1Fan May 5, 2013

Harry Potter vs. Twilight

There are a lot of fights and arguments about Harry Potter vs. Twilight.

First of all, though I'm a huge Potterhead -fan of Harry Potter Books-, and think Twilight is just waste of paper and time, Harry Potter Books and Films belong to the category Fantasy/Fantastic, Twilight Books and Films are based on the category Romance.

But, if we are going to argue abot the books by their written language and originality, of course -sorry Twilight fans- Harry Potter Books are the winner of the argument.

Plus, sorry but, vampires do not sparkle.

Harry Potter vs. Twilight

Example 1:
Twihard:OMG EDWARD HOW COULD YOU BE IN SUCH A BAD MOVIE CALLED HARRY POTTER!YOU BELONG TO THE TWILIGHT SERIE!!!
Potterhead:Honey, even Robert Pattinson said that he enjoyed acting Cedric rather than Edward.

Example 2:
Twihard:Bella Swan is such a strong gir-
Potterhead:ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!SHE WAS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND DUMPED HER!PLUS, IF BELLA IS STRONG, HERMIONE IS THE GODDES OF THE TERM STRONG!SHE FOUGHT FOR HER SCHOOL, HER BEST FRIEND EVEN THE TIME HER LOVE LEFT HER!DON'T YOU DARE TO SAY THAT EVER AGAIN!
Twihard:*Slowly goes backwards* Okay... *Runs away*

by Heaven Ximena April 11, 2015

Twilight Suzuka

Assassin in the anime Outlaw Star who kills by twilight, hence her nickname. After Gene Starwind thwarts her efforts to kill Fred Luo, she vows to kill him, later negating these efforts and joining the Outlaw Star crew instead.

Suzuka drinks a lot of tea.

by SovietViking January 18, 2004

Twilight Depression

Something idiots get when they realize that Edward is in fact a Fairy Princess. It is also known as STD (Severe Twilight Depression)
Symptoms:
Loss of appetite
Retardedness
Wanting to drink blood
More retardedness
Dreaming about Edward the Fairy Princess
More idiotic nature will ensue.
Please contact a Psychiatrist if you experience any of these symptoms.

Ohmahgah, I have Twilight Depression

by MindNinjie January 22, 2011