twatted

a word used to describe the past act of sending a tweet.

Person A: Hey Jim have you sent a tweet out recently?

Jim: Yes, I twatted just last night.

by angry_joe September 22, 2009

twatted

When a woman shows her exposed lower genitals to strangers.

I just saw Paris Hilton, and she twatted me when she got out her Bentley.

by Scott LaRock July 25, 2007

Twatted

To shove something up one's vaginal canal/twat in an effort to hide the object in it's entirely from a prying source.

"I totally twatted my bowl after we got pulled over by the cops when we were hotboxing my Honda Fit"

by Bananananananananaaaa August 15, 2009

Twatted

The past tense of posting a witter, to tweet, to have twatted.

I have twatted this to twitter.

by Cerebron March 20, 2009

twatted

sent a lame tweet; usually indicating that the sender is pussying out of something

He twatted at the last minute to say he's not coming. I know he's not sick and he's certainly not doing anything better.

by rhinozrus March 20, 2011

twatted

1. The completed act of sending a message on Twitter, a social network. Sometimes referred to as tweet, tweeting, tweeted, or twit.

2. The verb tense of the tweeting occurring in the past of the current moment.

3. In reference to tweets that should have been accomplished.

1. Okay guys, I just twatted everybody the invite.

2. Yesterday we twatted 500 followers.

3. Have you twatted everybody about ladies night yet?

by zdh March 26, 2010

Twatted

1. The act of being accosted by a twat.

2. When a Twatty person bruises your aura simply with their presence.

1. DUDE I WAS HOOKING UP WITH THIS CHICK AND SHE TWATTED ME!

2. Oh my god. That giant twat, Belinda totally came over here and twatted on my personal space while I was flirting with Horatio!

by getyourtwatawayfromme May 10, 2009