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Tiny Twatland

Tiny Twatland

1.) The colloquial name for a house of prostitution located at 43rd St. and 6th Ave. in Manhattan run by the infamous early 20th Century courtesan Madam Francine "Flo" McGuillicuddy. So-called because of the stocking of the house with underage girls that had flocked to New York City seeking a career in show business on Broadway.

2.) A later bawdy house located in a walk-up tenement building located in the 400 block of 42nd St. between 9th and 10th Avenues. This humpty dump (low-grade whorehouse) earned the sobriquet in the immediate post-World War II period, allegedly as it featured female midgets from the nearby entertainment establishment Hubert's Dime Museum, which closed in 1957. According to the book "Ghosts of 42nd. St.", while there never was a documented case of there actually having been midget prostitutes on the Times Square police blotters, the second incarnation of "Tiny Twatland" did offer a special rate to performers at the Dime Museum, which featured freaks made famous by the photographs of Diane Arbus.
"Let's go over to Tiny Twatland and get us a peice o' ass," Shorty said.

"No thanks," I replied after locking the door beind me.

"Wassa matter, Paco," the midget said. "Don't you have any loose dollars in your jeans?"

"I need my tip money to pay the rent."

"Come on," the Lilliputian performer said. "I'll spring for you -- but just this once."

As quick as a dose of the clap, his saucer-sized countenance corkscrewed, his yellowed celluloid eyes clenched half-closed, cracking the smooth baby face into massive fault lines of wrinkles. It was if a cheap China doll had fallen from the shill's shelf, now held at an arm's length for inspection, broken. Shelling out actually pained him, seared his pocket-size soul, even the idea of it. Like all freaks, money was God, the only thing between him and a cardboard coffin slung into an unmarked, unmourned, and even worse for a performer -- unremarkable grave in the wet clay of Hart's Island.

-- Henry Chinaski, "The Piss-wild Horses of Perdition" (Black Sparrow Press, 1973)
by Twathenge April 25, 2006
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Twatlases

Someone who purposely gives you the wrong directions in order to amuse themselves.
Person 1: Hi, do you know the way to the cinema?

Person 2: Yeah, you go straight on, left, then another left, then another left, right and and straight on...

Person 1: I hate you

Person 1: Hahaa!

Person 2: Friggin twatlases
by JizzleBizzle1980 February 17, 2009
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twallow

To swallow from two sources at the same time.
"Did you see her twallow those two bottles of beer?"
"Yeah, she is an amazing twallower!"
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twatlight

the best bitches that ever lived, as if you could outrun them, as if you could fight them off.
"those twatlight babes are totally hot i wish we could be just like them but instead we are creepy paedo creepers" said the twimom.
by rejazz June 18, 2008
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Twault

1) A failed attempt to insert a penis into a vagina (or twat). In other words: the "serve" falls outside the "service box".
Twault=(Twat+Fault)-See "Fault" in regards to tennis.

2) When a male's erect penis gets caught on the vaginal surface (usually upon a failed insertion attempt or correcting for slipping out during intercourse) causing a pole vaulting type of phenomenon that the male would endure.

3) Twault=Twat+Vault (e.g., a bank vault. Only instead of a bank, it's a twat.): When a woman withholds the release of sex to her partner, much like Disney does with its movies. The sex is then said to be "locked in the twault". See Disney Vault for clarification.
Example 1:

Dude 1: Hey, did you finally score last night with that chick?

Dude 2: No. I twaulted too many times, and got disqualified.

Example 2:

Girl/Woman: Oh, my! Are you OK?

Male: No! I think I fractured my penis after I twaulted... Yeah, it's bent. Definitely fractured my penis.

Example 3:

Male Friend: Wanna go out tonight? Cruise for Chicks?

You: I probably should... The GF has all the sex locked up in her twault.
by James Goodwinator October 7, 2010
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Twallet

A very meaty vagina or twat that resembles a leather wallet.
Dude, you gonna stick your dollar in that Twallet tonight?
by JaGMaN iz a G April 28, 2011
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Twangle

The weird feeling you get when you are expecting to experience a certain thing, but experience something else instead.
For example.. when you take a drink, and you expect it to be milk but it turns out to be apple juice.
Or.. when you are climbing stairs, and you expect there to be one more step than there actually is.
I had a twangle when I sat down there, the seat was much lower than I thought it was going to be!
by Kirsty and Nog January 11, 2011
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