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love turrets

Uncontrolled, uncalled-for shouts of love at unexpected times, often in the midst of a fight.
Joe to Marrie: "No, this dress does not make you look fat.. Why do you keep asking? It's so annoying... LETS SNUGGLE!!!... no really, could you please for once shut up?"

Joe got love turrets.
by DJ horrible August 10, 2009
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turret syndrome

The tragic misuse and over use of turrets in contemporary residential architecture, where a house inexplicably speaks a turret for no particular reason.

Not to be confused with Tourette syndrome.
Did you see that awful house they are building down the street. It has a bad case of turret syndrome.
by tyler t tomdog September 10, 2009
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the turret flippy skippy tricky flingy wingy swingy thingy

It's a strategy in Portal 1 Speedrunning based around skipping the opening of "flippy_turret_door_12", a func_door_rotating entity, in order to save time. It is known to be the longest expression for a speedrunning trick.
Also called "flippy skippy".
Azorae : "I just missed the turret flippy skippy tricky flingy wingy swingy thingy"
Chat : "Ehh timeloss :( "
by PackSciences October 18, 2017
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Turret Ninja

A man named Wesley, whom of which is a chubby chaser. Prefers girls that are a little on the husky side, and likes to awkwardly pat her butt. She of course does'nt encourage this action but nothing can stop the Turret Ninja.
Turret Ninja aka Wesley Tu aka Q DUBB aka SilentTwinkie aka yellow menace aka short round.
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Turrets

-The common mispelling of 'tourettes'

-a small tower, usually that conjoining another, larger building
man, that guy joe has a massive case of turrets!

don't you mean...tourettes?
by Turretguy December 26, 2009
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Turret-head

Australian army slang for a member of the Armoured Corps.
"I see the turret-heads have gotten their toy bogged down once again."
"Typical."
by RTM 1963 November 10, 2014
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African Turret

a guy typically African American who rapidly throws out gang signs when the cam is on him in snap
bruh you see Tay-K and them hands? shits be fast As fuck frfr
bruh he aint no nigga thats an African turret
by Grant the good boy October 25, 2017
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