turkied up 

To consume large amounts of wild turkey 101, get blacked out drunk, and make piss poor decisions

Dude#1. How you feeling this morning?
Dude#2. Like total shit. I got all turkied up, scored an 8 ball, blew all my money, and the wife is super pissed.

Dude#1. You will learn one of these days.

turkied up by Cheetoman69er February 4, 2017

Mud Turkied 

Supremely owned, embarrassingly schooled

"I just totally Mud Turkied you at a game of pool." Which translates roughly in to, "I just beat you so bad at pool that your mother started crying and offered me her body so I would stop destroying you so madKorely".

Mud Turkied by Jeremy Slider November 15, 2007

Gettin’ turkeyed 

1. Falling victim to a prank.
2. Drinking alcohol until belligerent.

‘Saturday night baby we gettin’ turkeyed!’

Gettin’ turkeyed by Jgvbhcxfghnk March 19, 2019

dem turkies 

A particularly weird group of friends that needs to have a name

We are dem turkies. Wanna join?

dem turkies by Nerd and a White kid June 3, 2017

Turkeyed Out

(pronounced Tur-keed) A Drunk, Wasted, or Intoxicated state of mind combined with either hilarious, annoying & unpredictable behavior.

Turked out and turkeyed out can be used interchangeably, with the "out" portion of the phrase being completely and utterly optional.
Someone who is "turkeyed out" is referred to as either a turkey dog, or simply, a turkey.

When speaking to a turkey (dog), the name Turk, as in Turk Schonert, former offensive coordinator for the Buffalo Bills, can and should be used in place of that person's actual first name.

Check out Jeff trying to text with his eyes closed. Man, he's all turkeyed out.

Oh boy, Shane's up on the roof doin' the turkey dance, he's feelin' it.

Max, you were being such a fuckin' turkey dog last night. After we chugged the Carlo Rossi you tried to steal Karson's scooter and take it on a joyride. Nice goin, Turk.

Turkeyed Out by GreenJeans1 November 8, 2009

Anti-turkite 

Individuals who do not eat turkey on Thanksgiving and Christmas

I offered a Thanksgiving turkey fdinneror to my co-workers on and they didn't eat it because they're anti-turkites

Anti-turkite by Stacie Sanchez December 14, 2017

Turkie 

Traditionally flocked with feathers, the inherently evil Turkie is an inhabitant of the Turkie Valley. Turkies are predominantly scavengers, and traditionally possess razor-sharp claws, however appearances have been known to vary wildly. Sexually promiscuous by nature, males traditionally determine rank by the size of their gobbler. Turkies are know universally as the only known natural enemy to the Creature.

"Oh no; it's a Turkie!"

Turkie by Bryan September 8, 2005