Tshifhiwa

Tshifhiwa is a shoota

Don't mess with Tshifhiwa because he is a shoota

by Ahabdjdnndnd April 6, 2021

TSIF

Meaning "Thank Satan It's Friday"

Similar to "TGIF", but used by Satanists.

TSIF! I'm going to drink some pig blood.

by Bloodbath87 March 4, 2009

TSIF

acronym for "the system is fucked." can be used interchangeably with acab.

person 1: bruh why is police brutality excused because theyre police thats so fucked up
person 2: TSIF TSIF TSIF TSIF

by asshat dickmuncher August 26, 2020

TSIF

Bedroom tip on how to get some pussy.

TSIF- Tickle, Suck, Instantly Fuck

Tickle the bitch til her clothes come off.
Suck on each titty and that clitty.

and before you know it you’ll be...
Instantly Fucking.

Damn yo, I took that booch home last night and she wasn’t havin’ it. But I remembered TSIF, and it was lights out!

by PDXseasonedVET October 7, 2020

TSIF

Acronym for "That shit is fucked."

Bro 1: Dude my gf just told me she got knocked up by my brother.

Bro 2: TSIF man I'm sorry

by BL0M January 27, 2021

TSIFU

This Shit is Fucked Up

A modern office space style take on the military versions of SNAFU, FUBAR and TARFUN. Created by some dudes in a small cubicle complaining about how bad management had screwed something up (yet again).

Rob: I hear they are doubling the quota and reducing the commission rate starting in January.

Brett: TSIFU, I better quit now before I owe them money

by SoCal or bust March 20, 2008

TSIF

An abbreviation meaning "This Semen Is Fancy"

"Wow! TSIF!"

by MilfLuvur42069 December 13, 2020