Trumpspank

A meta-spank in which Person A uses an effigy, or likeness, of a Person B to spank Person B in an erotic and submissive way.

Stormy rolled up the cover of People Magazine and asked if Donald “wanted it?” She summarily trumpspanked his orange behind until she heard the safe-word ,“Daddy.”

Nigel Farage trumpspanked the queen with a briefcase of 20 pound notes and the Brexiters finally acknowledged he was a twat. Finally.

John Cena trumpspanked The Rock with a jackhammer in Wrestlemania and it was awesome.

by Warblinghamburglar May 16, 2018

trumpstain

To leave something, someone or some place besmirched, tainted, dishonored, discredited.

"His reputation was forever trumpstained by his choice to associate with the most inept and corrupt administration in America's history."

"Saudi Arabia needs to rub out the huge trumpstain discrediting every motive they attempt to claim."

by AllTheBestWorms October 25, 2019

Trumpsplaining

verb (used with object)
-twisting yourself into a pretzel to explain the things your idiot president had said. Typically full of assumptions, insults and grammatical errors with caps lock on.

I tried to talk some sense into Joe, but he was too busy Trumpsplaining to listen.

by Alyykins April 24, 2020

Trumpsplaining

The act of explaining and interpreting the words of the President who "says what he means" to an opposer.

Trump: "Mexico will pay for The Wall!"

Trumpsplaining: "you see Trump is gonna indirectly make Mexico pay for it by building The Wall now and charging them later somehow. Build that wall!"

by ClimberCP September 2, 2017

Trumpstank

The noxious and indelible odor emanating from a person or politician who got caught up in the tsunami of bile, bullshit, racism, misogyny, homophobia, etc., that comes out of Trump’s pie hole daily.

“Damn G, Lindsey Graham got trumpstank so bad I can’t be in the same building with the boy."

by Couyon October 28, 2020

Trumpsplain

When Donald Trump learns new information that most people have known for a long time, and then he explains it to us in the way that it was just explained to him as if he's teaching us something that we didn't already know. Often preceded by the phrase "many people don't know..."

Donald Trump was Trumpsplaining when he said, "Many people don't know that Abraham Lincoln was a Republican."

by Eternal Presence January 10, 2019

Trumpsplaining

Earnestly attempting to interpret, explain away, or circumvent the incomprehensible comments, tweets, and actions of the 45th President of the United States.

Members of President Trump's staff engaged in trumpsplaining to cover for his offensive and dangerous comments at his press conference today.

by O.Really November 17, 2020