traveling merchant

The act of ejaculating behind your partner then spilling your seed on the back of your partners neck and the thick white substance flow down their back and into their rectum

Snookie:hey Arnold, can you give me a traveling merchant?
Arnold: I can't it will go against my governmental position

Snookie: well that sucks ass I'll go ask Kim kardashian

by shatbird January 7, 2012

Traveling Salesman

After a guy hooks up in a strange town while away on business, he addresses the awkwardness of saying goodbye by instead slapping his host in the face with his dick. I mean, he might as well right?

Ralph met Debbie at the exit 72 Chili's last night. After a couple hours of swap meat action, he gave her a Traveling Salesman on the way out the door.

by Greg "The Hammer" Valentine May 3, 2008

Traveling Stranger

An American musician known for his unorthodox rhythms and enigmatic lyrics. Raised in Washingtonville New York, he goes by many aliases such as Drew, Aaron Chesterfield, Gorbachev, Corbach and Grumby. Traveling Stranger was recently incarcerated for "being the realest nigga" and going full on cray.

I heard the Traveling Stranger went full cray and got tazed after trying to stab a police officer with a screw driver.

I also heard traveling stranger went full cray and fought several police officers for a broken headlight.

by w0mb October 1, 2019

traveling taco

female equivalent of road head

i love them traveling tacos.

traveling tacos smell great.

hey baby can i give you a traveling taco?

by sloppy suzanne October 30, 2009

Traveling South on Shaft Highway

A phrase used to not-so-discretely describe oral sex on a male.

(phone conversation)
guy1: Hey man, what are you up to right now?
guy2: Um, right now? Well, my girlfriend is traveling south on shaft highway.
guy1: Oh shit sorry dude! Later!

(two girls talking about the night before)
girl1: ... then I took him out to my car and I traveled south on shaft highway.
girl2: Did you go all the way down to the cul de sack? LOL!

by Bage September 23, 2011

Traveling Salesman

Getting a hand job while you're walking, usually in a public place. Masturbation doesn't count, ever. If you're jogging it has to be a blow job, otherwise you're not really trying.

Yesterday I was walking to Nordstroms, I saw Joel on the way. We gave each other a traveling salesman. Then we turned it up a notch; the running rebel. It was so awesome.

by DJ Beat Nutz April 25, 2009

traveling mercies

Something people pray for when they don't know what else to say.

God, we pray for Charlene's broken toe, and please give traveling mercies to Tom as he goes on a trip.

by nehrby September 19, 2009