Text-traction

When you see someone come in a place and they make you feel awkward and you start texting friends on your phone. Often you text things that don't make sense because you're so flustered. Then you go back in your outbox later to see what you had said and it doesn't make sense and your friend texts back usually "wtf" or "?"

Girl: Dude what was up with that text you sent me?!
Girl 2:What'd it say?
Girl: "You are so cool! why?"
Girl 2': OH that's when my ex walked in and i needed a huge Text-traction!
Girl: Oh girl i got ya

by IMSORADYA January 14, 2009

fractions

refers to the historical tendency of blacks to be considered 3/5 of a person. Used as a way of degrading obnoxious ghetto ass motherfuckers.

Damn this line be movin' slow as shit cuz they tryna add up all dem fractions! They got 18/5 people up der!

by jquandaexxonvaldezjackson September 27, 2010

Salu-muthafuckin-tations

the greeting salutations with an added mutha fuckin in the middle for extra flavor

Salu-muthafuckin-tations i hear you have a great reputation.

by Mud47 October 31, 2008

Fractions

Fractions are a part of a whole object.

There was only a few fractions left of the pizza!

by DictionaryWitch March 23, 2017

Traction

The act of withdrawing or taking back a mistake of some kind. As coined by the intelligent and articulate Sal Governale of The Howard Stern Show.

I don't want a traction from Richard. I don't want a traction from Howard. But I never made those false remarks, so I better get a traction from somebody!

by mcote0363 January 28, 2022

tractorsexual

When a person or a group of people are sexually attracted to a tractor.

i identify as a tractorsexual

by matchaM28 October 20, 2018

Actions fractions transactions

It’s a response to a dumb question, or you say it in a awkward situation

“We need to break up” *awkward pause* “actions fractions transactions”

by Bumble 12 April 12, 2021