TPTB

The Powers That Be

It's in the hands of TPTB.

by J Tocher August 31, 2003

TPTK

Poker term meaning 'top pair top kicker'

Phil had to fold his TPTK after a raise and a re-raise

by JamboJJJ April 3, 2009

TPTE

Too Pretty To Eat.
The first bite is with the eye and all that, but something is SO aesthetically pleasing that it's more of a treat to the eye than it could ever be to the stomach. You feel bad for even wanting to eat it and ruin the aesthetic.

Almost anything from foodporndaily.com is TPTE.
First and only time I was aroused by nachos. And cake. And cookies.

And pastries.

I promise.

by cake pleb December 2, 2018

TPTT

Too Pissed To Type. When one is too intoxicated to type correctly

Moley: hey Tanya hows it going?
Tanya: hy ifc grts, r u k>>?
Elly_: Gah Tanya's TPTT again

by Molesworth April 28, 2006

TPTK

In poker, means Top Pair, Top Kicker. This is a half-decent holding, should be raised, but folded to a massive re-raise.

Uri's TPTK did not hold up against the opponent's Two Pair.

by Vlad_S January 9, 2006

tptb

The Powers That Be, a warez re-release group specialising in compressed games and videos with .bat installers which extract the files.

I just downloaded this awesome game from TPTB, it was only 2gb when the original was 10gb!

by qwertyacme December 27, 2010

Tptsms

Tiger print thing shlingin my shlong

Dang man one of the best phrases ever would be tptsms

by Shlongmasterdon September 9, 2020