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Tomtom

A literal Dutch god, who whores on game lore, loves his friends with the intensity of 1000 suns and hugs like a grizzly bear. Tomtom's laugh makes the ground shake and he has golden hair and a beard any mortal would envy. His coin is dank memes.

To catch a Tomtom, lure him with a Big Piece of Chicken. A BIG. PIECE. of CHICKEN.
NEVER call him Tom!
Tomtom will never give up on you, no matter what, he is just that kind of lad.

Ever watched Tomtom play Dead Space? That guy is a legend!

Whenever I am sad or anxious, Tomtom always sends me memes to put a smile on my face. He is great, I love him.
by ioi0 June 1, 2020
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TomTom is literally so funny and cool like how tf anyways tomtom u r like amazing and very swag 👍
TomTom is one of the coolest ppl ik :)

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by Alyssa_<3 August 23, 2021
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An example of an enigma, a message indicator circa '40.
...would use TOMTOM, ... his name was Tom? Turned out he was a fan of ...
by New Codebreakers94 November 9, 2008
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Getting an adresses for destination and putting it in the gps "tomtom" system
boy- hey do you know how to get to the party?
boy2- I have the adress we can TomTom it
by brook haven February 16, 2009
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diced tomatoes, mainly for gay folk
"ew, i hate when they put these big slices of tomato on my salad."
"I know, I wish they'd load me with tomtoms."
by Bauger February 22, 2009
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prepgirl: see yeah tomtom ;)
by ...lalaa January 9, 2009
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1. the general term for a male creature.

2. an expression used to describe total disgust.

3. the worst excuse for a human being.

4. bad liars.

5. a person who uses self-made catch phrases like: "i'm not going to lie." every five miniutes.

6. also the general term for any ho bag guy who will hook up with a girl while he has a girlfriend. see cheater.
1. look at that guy checking us out...what a tomtom.

2. ewww...when that guy threw up it was sooo tomtom.

3. tomtom is a crappy person.

4. well, he said that he had to go get his do because he was flying away. what a tomtom.

5. we were talking and that tomtom kept saying "i'm not going to lie, i'm not going to lie." it was so annoying.

6. yeah he cheated on his girlfreind. fucking tomtom!
by christine elizabeth September 18, 2008
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