yor thtpd

A stupid-sounding way to say, "You're stupid."

Man 1: Hey, you! Yor thtpd!

Man 2: What the fuck does that mean?! What are you, stupid?!

by President Jack Bauer October 29, 2014

Toted

you have taken an exceeded amount of xanax bars

boy "i'm so toted i can't see straight"

boy "Your such a tote"

by BL0DR04LLD4Y January 12, 2011

totodile

During sex when the male bites the female then continues by shooting his cum into her cut. Finally he finishes by spitting water into her cut to clean it.

Last night I totally totodiled this girl then she tied me up and I got bulbasaured.

by Kleft13 November 28, 2013

Totodile

One of the cutest Pokemon that bites everything. Don't capture this friendly ( DANGEROUS ) Pokemon, unless you want your dick bitten off.

Trainer: TOTODILE, I CHOOSE YOU!

Totodile: *Immediately jumps trainer and bites his dick off*

TOTODILE GAINED 1,000 EXP...

by BUMBLEBEE!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2018

topdog

An irish paddy. Drinks guiness, member of the IRA, ginger hair, strong irish accent.

"Top 'o the 'mornin"

by teha March 10, 2003

Totido

An acronym for the famous quote by LSD guru, Timothy Leary "Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out". It is meant to be pronounced as one word, toe-tea-do, if you will.

P: "Hey man, wanna go drop some blotters with me?

E: "Sure bro, totido."

by Leary_Totido April 28, 2009

topdogger

A good leader that can sometimes get caught up in his own accomplishments. Someone who is only motivated if an event is interesting.

Nixon
Bill Gates
Bill Clinton

by Luke Shaheen July 5, 2005