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top tens

Somebody, usually between the age of 12-14 that downloads music off of iTunes Music Store, and has a playlist that consists of nothing but mainstream singles and pop hits. No variation or adventuring into older, non-mainstream music exists, whatsoever. Period.
Boonling 7th Grade Girl: LOLZLERZ OMG chek mi iPod playlizt, itz so0o siiick so0 muuch gud muzikk, maikes mee wan danncee ommgg lmao <3333

Green Day
Black Eyed Peas
James Blunt
Pussycat Dolls
All-American Rejects
Ne-Yo
Pink
Sean Paul

Me: Damn these teeny-bopping top tens, they have no respect for music that's not 97% computer-created, 3% white trash.
by kroozie April 23, 2006
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top tens

as in "she has amazing top tens", superb.
by r3gicide December 25, 2008
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Top Tenner

Someone who's iPod is comprised only of songs that have been on the iTunes top ten songs list.
Jake is such a top tenner, he keeps playing new Eminem and Over by Drake.
by DomoSwag October 19, 2011
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Tennessee Top Hat

Dude check out that flowin' Tennessee Top Hat! It's permed!
by Snotbubble January 8, 2010
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Tennessee Top Hat

A mullet haircut worn by one from the Volunteer State.
That ole boy collecting parking money at the “Celebration” in Murfreesboro this past September had a beautiful flowing Tennessee Top Hat mullet.
by Mashrabbit August 17, 2018
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Tennessee Top Hat

Another word for a mullet, a long under rated hair style that truly exudes power, respect, and most importantly, dignity.
If George W. had a Tennessee top hat, we would not be in the situation we are in now...Osama would have turned himself in years ago out of sheer respect for the mad mullet W. was sportin'!
by ruthless November 17, 2004
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Tennessee Top Hat

Tennessee top hat- the act of taking a giant dump on the top of someone’s head before, during, or after intercourse.
I told that Bitch she looked like Abraham Lincoln and to prove it I gave her a Tennessee top hat.
by LickitySplits May 3, 2019
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