Toolie

Gun

Rapper: “Pulled out the toolie then we had a duelie”

by ❤️Hot Buns🥵 December 3, 2020

Tooloodle

When cumming on a girl in her bedroom you yell out my HIV test came back and say yes it's positive then say I gotta go celebrate and when leaving say tooloodle mate

Hey sarah my HIV test came back positive!!!

I gotta go celebrate, tooloodle mate

by Tjay off xans February 2, 2022

Tooloom

Anything you want it to be.

"Keith you have tooloom."
"Is is not dick cancer?"
"It can be anything you want it to be."
"So sure Keith you have dick cancer. Lmao."

by You_Have_Tooloom June 25, 2018

tooligan

troublemaker or vandal that fucks stuff up just to gain points with his "homies".

the police arrested the carload of tooligans for throwing milkshakes at fast-food take-out window employees all night. tooligan

by sandspit October 18, 2007

Toolbox McBro

A nice guy with tool-ish tendencies. Often goes shirtless. Frequent conversation topics include rugby, power-lifting, and old-school hip-hop. Prefers Ferraris to women. Can be shortened to "TBMcB"."

Jeff is such a Toolbox McBro, he showed me his lats today after he got back from rugby classes. I didn't ask to see.

by Not TBMcB October 19, 2009

toolination

1. When a group of tools swarm together

2. A nest or clan of douchebags plotting world domination

3. A densely populated area of tools

Man, there was so many of them it was totally a toolination...

Toolination central over there...

A complete cult of douchebags plotting world toolination...

by *MoJo* November 13, 2009

Toolbox extraordinaire

Worse than a tool, even worse than a toolbox. The highest capacity of being a tool.

Coined on Jake and Amir

Jake: Amir, leave my brother alone, you don't even know him.

Amir: Maybe you should stop being such a toolbox extraordinaire!

by pez123 December 13, 2010