toolbag

An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects. The scum of society.

Dont be a toolbag like that retard over there.

by Chris Corney January 6, 2005

Toolbag

A person whose arrogant, abrasive attitude sets them so far below everyone else that once they are a toolbag, they never recover or let go of that title put on them.

That Michael Ballack, he's a real toolbag. Maybe because he's an angry German.

by DUB jones December 18, 2007

toolbag

when someone presents themselves in a very stupid manner. they also tend to be called a spanner-head and often have a slight twitch in the right eye- Refer to Hardwick.

that Hardwick is being such a frikin' toolbag today, hey man?

by Gazworf February 10, 2007

toolbag

a chick who like tools inside of her

jack: man i was hitting on this girl at the bar last night, super fly.... but when she said she liked Lil' wayne's rock album... I knew she was a toolbag.
-or-
jack: man those bitches on the hills are nothin' but tool magnet ...bitches.
floyd: yeah they're basically a sold out shelf of designer toolbags.

by blasterkash# July 20, 2010

toolbag

A piece of shit

George W. Bush is a toolbag

by Dickforbrains March 19, 2009

toolbag

A man who has the skills and knowledge to do better in life, but doesn't apply them.

Hey toolbag! Are you still working at the plant? You lazy union grunt!

by Doug February 6, 2005

Toolbag

Someone who is both a duche and a tool

Fred:"Man Eric is a toolbag"

Eric:"Dude I am Eric! you are the toolbag"

Fred: "Sorry Dude I forgot you were you for a second"

by notstevejohnson October 6, 2011