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when someone presents themselves in a very stupid manner. they also tend to be called a spanner-head and often have a slight twitch in the right eye- Refer to Hardwick.
that Hardwick is being such a frikin' toolbag today, hey man?
toolbag by Gazworf February 10, 2007
a chick who like tools inside of her
jack: man i was hitting on this girl at the bar last night, super fly.... but when she said she liked Lil' wayne's rock album... I knew she was a toolbag.
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jack: man those bitches on the hills are nothin' but tool magnet ...bitches.
floyd: yeah they're basically a sold out shelf of designer toolbags.
toolbag by blasterkash# July 20, 2010
George W. Bush is a toolbag
toolbag by Dickforbrains March 19, 2009
A man who has the skills and knowledge to do better in life, but doesn't apply them.
Hey toolbag! Are you still working at the plant? You lazy union grunt!
toolbag by Doug February 6, 2005
A Completely Useless Person.
-This goes far beyond being a so called "tool"...at a least a tool, the object itself, can be useful. Whereas a Toolbag is completely Useless apart from Holding 'tools' Itself.

-Kind of like designing a shovel that would stand up by itself,...instead of a person standing there "holding the shovel up" and watching the other person working.

-A Meat-Head
Are you going to do something besides stand there like a toolbag today?

Hey, Toolbag!?...

What a complete Toolbag.

That guy couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag he's such a toolbag.
Toolbag by Paddy McBallsack February 19, 2011
Someone who is both a duche and a tool
Fred:"Man Eric is a toolbag"

Eric:"Dude I am Eric! you are the toolbag"

Fred: "Sorry Dude I forgot you were you for a second"
Toolbag by notstevejohnson October 6, 2011