Toobin 

Yet another euphemism for masturbation, self-coined in October 2020 by Jeffery Toobin while on a Zoom call with his closest colleagues. Oh yeah, he didn’t realize he was still on the call when he decided it was time to rub one out.

Don’t bother me, I’m in front of the laptop Toobin it.

Toobin by bustapost October 19, 2020

toobin 

when somebody masturbates while on a live video chat

"What happened to Dave?"
"He forgot to turn his camera off and got fired for toobin it"

toobin by calvinbutternut October 19, 2020

toobin 

To masturbate at work, especially on a zoom call.

"I got fired because my boss caught me toobin at the team meeting."

toobin by RSquad October 19, 2020

Toobin 

The act of masturbating while on a video conference call; specifically when it is believed the camera is muted.

The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin for masturbating on a Zoom video chat between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio last week. Toobin says he did not realize his video was on.

Toobin by Noxid625 October 20, 2020

Toobin 

Someone who's being a dick on a video conference, particularly when they refuse to take responsibility for their behaviour.

"Hey, Frank! Can you stop being a Toobin and stop talking over Amanda?"

Toobin by fabulogue October 19, 2020

Toobin 

A person who masturbates during a virtual meeting (e.g., zoom, webex, etc.)

Did you see that Jeff was Toobin during the call before? He didn't realize his webcam was on!

Toobin by TehDude7 October 19, 2020

Toobin 

Masturbating on a zoom call using the split screen

The zoom call was sooo boring so I pulled up some porn on the split screen and did some Toobin.

Toobin by Moonstanders October 19, 2020