ton

The favorite person who gives you high fives with both hands and makes you smile on the crappiest of days. friend

Ton, get out of my head.

by Megan April 2, 2004

ton

A unit of weight equal to 2,000 pounds (0.907 metric ton or 907.18 kilograms)

That car weighs two tons, or, 4,000 lbs.

by Michael October 3, 2004

ton

the amount jake paul weighs because he's fat.

guy#1: dude look at that fag jake paul over there!\
guy#2:yeah man he must weigh a ton!

by doge kid February 19, 2020

Ton

A person who talk too much.

You know what's your problem? You talk too much. Don't be a Ton.

by Won-Ton February 24, 2005

ton

Means to fight, scrap ect. This word is used down south

You seen that bitch get in Chris face like dat? They bout to ton in dis bitch

by David July 31, 2004

ton

short for Tonya
a gurl who fat and ugly
think she pretty
think she skinny
think she has friend friend

she not pretty
not skinny
no one like her
she smells
has gracie hiat

by skinny February 13, 2005

Ton

An underage user of steroids

Hey you look like ton

by Kerman jones April 12, 2017