Tokyo Poutine

When one person defecates on another persons face and then ejaculates on top.

I just gave that girl a Tokyo poutine.

by C Bob September 5, 2014

Tokyo Fishbowl

The act of ejaculating into one's fishtank...waiting patiently for the fish inside to consume your man chowder, then proceeding to fillet said fish into sushi, serving the meal to an unsuspecting 3rd party (e.g. unfaithful girlfriend, douchey best friend, housemate, etc...)

A: Shanna wouldn't take Tim to taco bell last night, so he totally gave her the Tokyo Fishbowl tonight!

B: Is that really any worse than Taco Bell?

A: Good point.

by neilpeartismygod September 30, 2010

tokyo dive bomber

Tokyo Dive Bomber is the moment where you dip your balls into a sleeping persons open mouth and their reflex action is to move, or close their mouth causing you to squint in pain as you extricate yourself from the situation.

Ian pulled a Tokyo Dive Bomber on that girl at the party the other night, he's lucky to get have gotten out of their in one piece!

by Fawlty March 4, 2015

TokyoFrm63rd

A Nigga name TokyoFrm63rd Father Of Oblivion.go

TokyoFrm63rd is a goat ong he has more power den Oblivion.go

by TokyoFrm63rd June 3, 2021

Tokyo Ghoul:re

After 143 chapters of tragedy, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. It's the sequel to Tokyo Ghoul !!!
Or it there?
In Tokyo Ghoul:re each time there is glimmer of hope, shit happens.

You may wonder if everything is just a fucked up joke.

Person One: Have you read the latest chapter of the Tokyo Ghoul:re?
Person Two: WHAT DO YOU THINK!
Person One: Oh, you read it.
Person Two: I am not reading this anymore.

Next Week
Person One: Did you read...
Person Two: Don't even ask.

by moonmountain January 7, 2016

Tokyo Ghoul

Just read the manga it’s so much better

Person one: I was thinking I might watch Tokyo ghoul it looks goo-
Person two: JUST READ THE MANGA!

by anonymous February 22, 2021

Tokyo Sandblaster

A Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity developed by Conan O'Brien for the Conan Show. It is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place their ass close to their partner's face while firmly pressing their butt cheeks together. They then release their bowels, effectively blasting their partner in the face with a high pressure stream of shit, forcing them to squint and as a result creating the appearance of Asian features.

1. After Conan O'Brien's new show "Conan" Tokyo Sandblasted the shit out of the Tonight Show's ratings, he couldn't help but notice the shit running down his partners face bore a striking resemblance to the comedic stylings of Jay Leno.

2. Jay Leno enjoys Tokyo Sandblasters.

3. Conan is the shit, Jay Leno is a piece of shit.

by Hugh Jweener November 12, 2010