tobacco leech

1). slang for dip. named for the way the pinch binds to your flesh and enters your bloodstream, like a leech.

2). a free-loader who never has their own tobacco and constantly bums it

1). Just packed a tobacco leech, feelin buzzed.

2). Get your own cigarettes you fuckin' tobacco leech!

by money mike 305 November 6, 2009

tobacco trifecta

When someone chews, dips and smokes tobacco all at the same time.

Copenhagen, Redman and Backwoods make a perfect tobacco trifecta.

by killzoneroyal November 15, 2010

Tobacco crack

When you are having sex in the doggy position and look down on a womans arse crack only to see copious amounts of arse hair. Thus resembling half a pound of roll your own tobacco wedged between her cheeks.

I shagged this pig last night but she had a Tobacco Crack.

by afcb stu October 11, 2006

tobacco road

Refers to the state of North Carolina which is the best college basketball state of all time and has powerhouses of Duke, UNC, NC State and Wake Forest

Ain't no team better than teams on Tobacco Road

by Nick April 3, 2005

tobacco-treat

Tobacco-treat is just a fun word for a cigarette!

Hey! You want to get out of here, and go for a tobacco-treat?

by Shawn Martin September 21, 2003

Tobacco Tea

The substance that has large amounts of tobacco and water in it. Generally happens when people leave cigs in an ashtray and it gets filled with water (usually rain.)

The tobacco literally steeps like it's tea.

1: Pass me that ashtray?

2: Yeah, but it rained. don't get tobacco tea on yourself.

by Flabbergasgestation December 19, 2009

Tobacco Turd

The result of forgetting to put a cigarette tube on the end of a table-top cigarette rolling machine before turning the crank, leaving a distinctively turd-shaped roll of tobacco on the table.

Dude, I thought your cat took a dump on the table again, but it was just that tobacco turd you laid earlier.

by Ollie Tabooger_42 June 29, 2011