TBOAC

That Brought Out A Chuckle

Dan: We have a friend who had his mom do this to him all the time when he went away to college. He had to take photos of his poop and e-mail them to her so she could analyze his diet.

Jen: Wow... should have taken pictures of other peoples poop to mess with her.

Matthew: send her 27 pictures a day.

Lars: TBOAC

by h0lm August 3, 2011

Tomac

Individual, normally a male with an abnormally small brain, that resides in South Dakota.

I was having such a good day, then Tomac busted it like an aunty.

by FloridianMastermind January 13, 2023

ashlyn tomacheski

She is one of the most safisticated,talented, gorgeous people you will ever meet.she will fight for what she wants and is one of the most happiest girls you will ever meet.Always be friends with an Ashlyn.

Hey do you know an Ashlyn tomacheski ?
Heck ya she is the best!!
Dang your so lucky!!

by Shane numan May 21, 2017

tomaco

A tomate filled with tobaco as seen on the simpsons

Bart: It tastes so bad, but is mildly addictive... I want more!

Marge: Well atleast Bart is eating his vegetables...

by Pika pika pika pika Shuichi Shuichi! Pika PIKA! July 29, 2003

TomaCawk

The act of having a woman/ Man if you roll that way, have their legs up in the air, naked and sitting on the edge of the bed. Then you run full blast with your "cawk"(penis) fully erected and exposed to the open, and then jumping from 5 feet away, and then landing your penis inside any open hole in the other persons body.

" I missed my TomaCawk last night and I think I broke my Cawk(penis) in half.

by Nick B-SHS May 22, 2011

Tomachi

A boy who was dropped on his head as a baby in China. He is often seen grinning at anything possible so don't feel like your hilarious because he's smiling at what you said. If you find someone with this name he is usually chill, sexy, but retarded in some situations due to the drop. He claims he's not asian but is often not true.

1.Hey look at my Tomachi!!!!
2.Tomachi? Whats that?
3.Oh yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Tomachi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4.*click* *click* Tomachi *click*

by Bonbon9922292 January 13, 2011

Tomac

The daddy mac of all toes, the biggest toe tomac

A mac truck that tows things,(cars, trucks, etc...)

I named my big toe the Mack Daddy Tomac.

Call the company with the big toe truck to tow the car.

by minnie toe August 28, 2009