Time travel 

Sorry but T'pol said that the Vulcan high council determined time travel is impossible

The Vulcan high council determined time travel is impossible

Time travel by Female_Body_Inspector April 23, 2019

Time Travel 

The act of two men whipping out their dicks, and touching the tips together. Once the tips have made contact, the men spin their dicks around, clockwise at incredible speed. If enough speed is built up, it will cause the two of them to travel forward in time. If they spin their dick counter-clockwise, they will go backwards in time. If during this process, the tips lose contact, the world will explode.

"Hey Jim! Do you want to time travel with me?"

Time Travel by anonymous October 13, 2020

Time Travel 

ok so basically you go to a different date than the current but then the new time is the current and so you just changed the present but not your present and theres just like ten million billion trillion paradoxes that destroy the fabric of time that kill everything so just dont please

I dont like Time Travel it is bad do not do time travel.

Time Travel by The God-Tier Roaster October 17, 2020

Time travel 

When you jinx with another person, and the word is something the other person was re-enacting from his or her path

(Girl) After she told me what she did, all I could say was

(Boy and girl at the same time) wow!
(Boy) Dude did we just time travel?

Time travel by SoulGlooo January 8, 2021

Time travel 

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.

guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw

Time travel by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021

Time-Travel

Consuming so much alcohol that one blacks out and time-travels into the future, usually the next morning.

Dude, I got so wasted last night. I totally time-travelled.
Wow, you were drunk last night.
I know, I was time-traveling for sure.

Time-Travel by Himbokal September 22, 2007

time travel juice 

Alcohol in a jar or bottle, often brought in bulk to a celebration.

Also known as fun, hooch, hippie juice, and baltic tea.

Dude, did you bring your time travel juice to Marge and Vic's Gradumacation party??

time travel juice by Spammich34 May 3, 2017