poo tickets

Just another name for toilet paper.

Mum we need some more poo tickets for the toilet

by Richard10001 September 23, 2007

Nuggets tickets

Common slang used in the Colorado, in reference to the Denver Nuggets basketball team, when covertly discussing the purchase of cannabis sativa.

Commonly used on cell phone conversations.

Dude, when do you think you can get some nuggets tickets?

Hey man, you don't need to buy those nuggets tickets....they're in the nosebleed section.

by FrontRangeTrustifarian March 8, 2008

Tonka Tickets

massive boobs

My sister has tonka tickets

by Wife of Tonka Twig January 10, 2010

Selling wolf tickets

Talkin s***. Writing checks your ass can't cash?!

Are you going to show me a fade or are you just selling wolf tickets?

by Big Daddy ad June 14, 2020

dump tickets

1. Toilet paper: More specifically, the fast-food napkins kept in the glovebox of a vehicle to be used for emergencies in lieu of toilet paper.

today at lunch, christian stocked up on a nice stack of dump tickets for the truck, among other supplies while raiding the fixins bar.

by muffler November 9, 2008

sellin tickets

When someone tells you they will do something, but end up not doing it. Also known as "front row tickets" or "front row boys."

"Did Julie ever come through last night?"
"No, she was sellin tickets"

"You promise you're gonna come with me tomorrow?"
"Yea, for sure."
"Alright, don't be sellin me no tickets."

by Nic1708 October 27, 2007

Shit tickets

Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.

I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets

by Simon Callahan September 26, 2010