metaphysico-theologo-cosmolonigology

The science taught by Master Pangloss in the novel Candide. It is the science of cause and effect.

The science of metaphysico-theologo-cosmolonigology states that "The nose is formed for spectacles, therefore we wear spectacles."

by AManWhoseNameHappensToBeRyan October 25, 2011

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Tholk

(Noun) The audible noise created when your solid feces exits your anus.

Can be used as an insult to those qualified to hold the title.

Extended pronunciation can be appreciated by the speaker when used as an exclamation.

Bob - "Hey dude, I just made a massive toilet sausage."
Mike - "Wow, what did it sound like?"
Bob - "Tholk!"
Mike - ".....nice"

by Peupty Pantss January 7, 2011

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THHOL • theology • thole • Thol • Theola • theologian • Tholoana • thool • tlholo • theol

Throllope

Stuck between being Throttled and Walloped

I wanted to Throllope her/him...

by Wibblewobble July 14, 2018

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Theola

SWAG MF. A girl who is confused in life. but knows how to get her stuff together. many people love her many people hate her.she makes everyone laugh because the fact that her jokes are not funny makes it funny. she is devine and musically talented. she will go places in life. she has some unhealthy addictions like judging people. she’s pretty laid back and doesn’t care for others. she only loves a few people and is overwhelmed by the amount of people who love her. she has issues. but it’s funny. very clumsy. EXTREMELY SEXY. knows how to casually be casual, has the maturity of a year 5 male. speaks 4 languages. doesn’t sleep. which gives an edgy vibe. is a just a super sexy cool person in general.

oh is that theola

she’s so pretty and edgy idk if i want to be her or be with her
she makes me question my sexuality!
i have been stalking her for the last 3 years it’s true she’s amazing!

by theoneandonlyonewhoknowsalllol May 3, 2021

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