Thermal Fart

When one views a fart through thermal goggles or a thermal scope.

John: Hey Bob, on that mission last night in Australia so many thermal farts were showing up through my scope!

Bob: Thats gross dude, real gross.

by EWW412 March 21, 2011

thermal energy

One of the three main components which helps prevent Humanitis. It is disliked by Humanitis Infectees...*CHLOE*COUGH*

"OH NO! You are showing symptoms of Humanitis! THINK ABOUT THERMAL ENERGY!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh, Chloe is infected, don't tell her about thermal energy..."

by Frank Frankette November 1, 2007

thermal abuse

Creating discomfort by purposefully putting cold appendages on your partner's warm body.

My wife is the master of thermal abuse, the bitch won't stop putting her cold feet on my back while I'm trying to sleep!

by SteveTrivet August 18, 2017

thermal event

An exothermic reaction where large amounts of smoke are generated but no flames are observed.

My house was subject to a thermal event and was reduced to ashes. I didn't see it, so it must not have been a fire.

by coldandbothered November 20, 2010

Thermal Bear

Basically, it's having sexual intercourse inside the hide of a bear. It doesn't necessary need to be bear hide, but it's best if it is because as the male is ready to ejaculate, he can get off the woman, point his penis at the bear's head and yell out "TAKE THAT YOU FUCKIN' BEAR!!"

Friend #1: "Have you tried the thermal bear?"
Friend #2: "...no"
Friend #1: "You're missing out on some good shit then"

by ElmoMonster September 17, 2012

Thermal Blitz

Thermal blitz can be described as a person who is not only hot as hell but is amusing and funnier than anyone compared :). Thermal blitz is clever, and the type of person you want to send wholesome memes to. Always treat a thermal blitz with care, respect, and your love and support.

Person one: Thermal Blitz is a meme :/

Person 2: a great fuckin meme :)

by hotdamnitsbirdy May 27, 2018

thermal pudding

Eating thermal pudding means performing cunnilingus.

I ate some thermal pudding last night, best dessert ever.

by Mopar2021 March 17, 2021