therapist

someone who understands the power of language but hasn't yet seen the definition of freedom

my therapist just told me I was normal.

by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009

therapist

a close friend whom you talk to about your problems.

Melissa is my therapist.

by Michael Duy January 11, 2004

therapist

rapist

Oh my gosh! That guy is a therapist! Be careful!

by Beccaboo September 11, 2012

Therapist

A therapist just sits on the couch with a notebook and acts like she's wise and cool and charges a fortune to basically be a diary.

You need a therapist.

by juanitastylinson February 17, 2022

Therapist

Someone that people on Urban Dictionary really need.

Go visit a therapist now if you’re reading this

by hydrofungus July 28, 2023

Therapist

someone who gets payed to here you bitch about your feelings, wants your money, and in general, is a big gay Faggot.

"why don't you cry to your therapist you fucking homo!"

by montana is gay June 10, 2006

Therapist

a bitch who listens to you gab and gab, and acts like your mother when she says she won't do that

"my therapist is s second mother to me...not good"

by Tessa June 10, 2006